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Nostripple 

The nipple placed at the end of a nose hose. (For use with methamphetamine)
Hay I'm robby, can I use your nostripple
Nostripple by Joebomofo January 7, 2019
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nostricle 

A spontaneous freezing of the effluvium within a persons nose when inhaling in sub arctic temperatures. Frozen mucus within the nasal cavity in when the mercury is reading minus anything.
It was -10 in Chicago's loop and nostricles were forming in my nose as I walked to the El train.
nostricle by Jeff DeLong January 15, 2009

nostrile 

A nostrile is a more epic nostril.

It's like what Chuck Norris has.
"Yo, I pity the fool!", said Mr. T, flaring his mighty nostriles
nostrile by charada April 29, 2010

Nostricles 

n.: the mustache-like appendages emanating from the noses of Chinese dragons.
I saw a groovy painting of a dragon at the Met. It had really long nostricles!

Nostrilpie

When I fuck a girl so hard my cum comes out her nostrils
I just fucked this girl and damn; Nostrilpie!

nostricles 

Noun. You place your testicles over someone's nostrils - giving them nostricles.
While JR was asleep, Schwen gave him a teabag, followed by Arabian goggles, and finished with his signature move - nostricles.
nostricles by Perv December 12, 2008

nostricle 

When a woman/man is giving oral sex to a man, and his scrotum, at any point, rests on the nose of said person.
She said it was not the nostricle that choked her up, but, in fact, the smell.
nostricle by Ford Adams August 24, 2004
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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