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1.misspelling of hey
2.short for how are you
3.The stuff that's in a cart that you jump into from a tower or something.
Jump into hay all the time after synchronizing a view point, it has nice vitamins and minerals.
by GameGal101 May 09, 2009
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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A basterdization of the greeting, "Hey". Commonly used by /b/tards on 4chan.
"Hay guyz, what's going on!?"
by Irne May 09, 2005
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A term used to describe someone who doesn't follow through with plans, or bails on them.
"I was supposed to hang out with Willie today but he bailed again. What do you expect, he's hay."
by Donny Planet January 12, 2010
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The retarded way of saying "Hey" in conversation. Mostly used over the internet because the person is a complete dumbass and can't spell "Hey", or they're just being sarcastic and making fun of those dumbasses.
Dumb Person: HAY GUYS!
Normal Person: Shut the fuck up.
by AuntieTATA August 23, 2005
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Verb. To emphatically agree to attend an event, only to not not attend, without any notification.
Are you going out with Sean or is he Haysing you again?
by larucifer July 06, 2010
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