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Nostril Snotch
The act of taking a man's full load of cum by a female(or male) up a single(or both) nostril(s) & snorting it.
"Jesus, was that high priced hooker was worth every penny we spent for your bachelor party last night, Rich! Did you see the way she could take a load of nostril snotch in one single snort! Wow, whatta professional she was!"
Nostril Snotch by green eyed lady 13 July 26, 2014
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Nostril burner
Greg: It's a nostril burner in here, someone hasn't showered in a month!
Nick: It's Matt over there in the corner, get him out of here!
Nick: It's Matt over there in the corner, get him out of here!
Nostril burner by MatthewRulez November 30, 2013
nostril fucker
nostril fucker by filkro June 2, 2009
Starving nostrils
Starving nostrils by Starving Nostrils February 7, 2015
Cunt-nostril
when one or more people have consumed a large amount of dank chron (weed), and are at the point of temporary paralysis from the neck down.
" dude I am cunt-nostril right now "
Or by adding ED. to the end you can say
" bro I am cunt-nostriled "
Or by adding ED. to the end you can say
" bro I am cunt-nostriled "
Cunt-nostril by Damo the destroyer June 12, 2016
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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