1:A penis that is above average length but below average thickness.

2:A Penis that will not get hard from real girls due to over stimulation from porn.

Jake-Bro my dick is like 8 inches u jelly

Nath- dude length dosent mean anything if you don't have thickness, that's just a noddle doodle

The boys- Jake has a noodle doodle *chants*

Noodle doodle by Nicko the dicko April 16, 2014

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Noodle doodle

When you walk into a shop and then ask for a 'noodle doodle' to get a micro noodle or kimchi

Noodle doodle Jane please

Noodle doodle by Toddw2004 September 13, 2016

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Noobie Doobie

The most vicious and foul name to call a gamer. It is not to be used lightly and used only under extreme circumstances where it is pivotal to put a n00b back in his/her place.

"Being called a...:shudders:...please I do not wish to repeat that word again, we all know, made me realize that gaming is not my life path. At first I was deeply hurt, however now I realize it was for the best" - testimony from an ex-gamer circa 1999 after being called a noobie doobie

Noobie Doobie by mahintara yudthaya mahadilok pohp July 19, 2007

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yanky doodle noodle

when you die in a game and warn your friends from the threat

player 1: (dies) YANKY DOODLE NOODLE!
player 2: o thanks g

yanky doodle noodle by disco david April 16, 2017

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Skiggly Doodle Noodle

An usually flaccid & averagely sized wiener prone to flop in the wind of warm climates.

Josh's skiggly doodle noodle was cutely dancing, as if it were at a party in the warm summer breeze.

Skiggly Doodle Noodle by Skiggly August 10, 2016

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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