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When one drinks a small amount of alcohol (commonly a sip of four loko, but in some extreme cases this could be a sniff) and engages in wobbly activities. The drunkard must have a BMI of 12 or below, a tall and skinny frame, and a feeble skeleton. When intoxicated the body muscles collapse and the noodling begins. This could include floundering to the ground, rolling around like an infant child, and making silly comments that can be so cringing it turns you sober.
Dude I met this kid from New Mexico last night, he'd never drunk before; he was noodleing all over the place
by Floor 2.5 November 06, 2010
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The greatest food to walk the Earth, a great substitute to masturbating.
Waiter: I suggest the Whole poached salmon with salmon caviar and chips served with some masturbating.

Person: Nahh thanks, I got NOODLES!
by Skiller Kowalski October 25, 2008
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1. Nice food that comes in packets labelled "Super Noodles".

2. The Offspring's lead guitarist and one of the coolest guys ever to walk upon this planet.
1. Did you eat noodles last night? I did.

2. Noodles is a guitar god.
by hell is for me December 23, 2003
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When something is ridiculously crazy. inconceivable almost. Similar to bananas, but...whoooa!
Ex.1: "Yo i got some top from tha chick i jus met. I promise,Shit was noodles"!!

Ex. 2: "This guy is noodles if he thinks he not gonna pay me my money"!

Bananas crazy wild stupid sick as hell
by Hugh Diggz March 18, 2009
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