Neverection 

Its when an Asian has such a tiny dick that when they get a boner you can't really tell.
Starts off 1 inch, grows to 1.5

Ugly chick: Oh jongseong your dick is so small!
Jongseong: yeah bitch suck my neverection

Neverection by asiankilla August 6, 2012

Neverlution 

The act of getting off your ass and doing something to bring your country back to its glory days were people didn't blame their problems on immigrants, voted for their country no matter the weather and not just voting for American Idol or Americas Got Talent, and when parents actually acted like parents and did not let their kids be assholes at the age of 5; because it is going to hell and your tired of living in it the way it is now. Inspired by Christopher Titus's Neverlution.

Man Christopher Titus's Neverlution makes me want to get off my ass and do something to actually improve this country!

Neverlution by ForbidenProdigy July 6, 2011

Reverection 

adj., Reverect
n., Reverection
tr.v., Reverect-ing/ed

1. Reverse of a hard-on
2. When the sight of a disgustingly ugly piece of ass makes your dick want to curl back inwards in fear of its master whipping it out and taking it near that disgusting, ugly vajayjay.

Dude, I dunno how he gets with her, she gives me a REVERECTION.

Reverection by Rev. Erict June 5, 2009

nerdrection 

When a nerd becomes extremely excited by something nerdy

Orgin: Colbert Report 2006

Tom had a nerdrection when he found out the release date for Spore.

nerdrection by Claw December 7, 2006

Neversation

A conversation that never happened.

Just so you understand... We've just had a neversation.

Neversation by pixho February 21, 2010

nearection

When the penis is not yet a boner but not limp. Gotten when making out with a girl (or guy) but not getting any farther.

After i finished making out with that girl i had to make sure no one would notice the nearection in my pants.

nearection by mur216 March 6, 2004

nerdrection 

A literal sexual arousal induced by esoteric hobbies not appreciated by a reality loving populus.

Yo krazy karl gets a nerdrection whenever he watches starwars.

nerdrection by Phenomally December 8, 2006