Definitions by Phenomally

broker 

A slang term for a prostitute: especially one who has a pimp

Yo man, I gotta go see how my broker is doing making me money.

broker by Phenomally February 10, 2007

queefing cunt syndrome

Queefing cunt syndrome (QCS) is a rare disorder acquired by dirty bitches who smear it foward and are prone to bacterial infections especially caused by clostridium perfringens, an organism that causes gas gangrene in infected tissue.

Maricon had an incredible bout with queefing cunt syndrome last spring.

queefing cunt syndrome by Phenomally January 29, 2007

skittle's triad 

Skittle's triad is a disorder marked by ovarian chocolate cysts, strawberry cervix, and raspberry labia especially seen in women with the following; excessive menses, syphilis, and herpes.

Maricon had a bout with skittle's triad last summer

skittle's triad by Phenomally January 29, 2007

dilability 

The eaze of a dildo entering an anus

Maricon scored a 5 out of 5 on the dilability scale

dilability by Phenomally January 29, 2007

dilitability 

The ability of an anus to dilate and receive foreign objects.

Maricon's dilitability is unparalleld.

dilitability by Phenomally January 29, 2007

chupamycin UTP 

A hypothetical antibiotic used for clearing infected semen from the GI tract because the pharmacology of the drug allows it to be excreted unchanged in the feces. The oral availability is approximately 50%.

Night soil and Cunties McBitch each take 500mg chupamycin UTP Po before giving each other felattio.

chupamycin UTP by Phenomally January 16, 2007

UTP

An acronym for "Under the pillow"

Night soil and Cunties McBitch enjoy all their activities UTP.

UTP by Phenomally January 16, 2007