Phenomally's definitions

UTP

An acronym for "Under the pillow"

Night soil and Cunties McBitch enjoy all their activities UTP.

by Phenomally January 16, 2007

beef hammer

A euphemism for penis

That is a diseased beef hammer

by Phenomally December 23, 2006

chupamycin UTP

A hypothetical antibiotic used for clearing infected semen from the GI tract because the pharmacology of the drug allows it to be excreted unchanged in the feces. The oral availability is approximately 50%.

Night soil and Cunties McBitch each take 500mg chupamycin UTP Po before giving each other felattio.

by Phenomally January 16, 2007

speed bagging

A timed teabagging in which the recepient experiences orgasm.

Sean received a brisk speed bagging in which his girlfriend bested her own record of 5 minutes and 24 seconds.

by Phenomally December 16, 2006

marbel bagging

Suspending a man by his sack and nothing else.

The soldier was marbel bagging the prisoner for so long that the prisoner's sack trunk was 8cm longer after the interrogation was complete

by Phenomally December 12, 2006

dilability

The eaze of a dildo entering an anus

Maricon scored a 5 out of 5 on the dilability scale

by Phenomally January 29, 2007

nerdrection

A literal sexual arousal induced by esoteric hobbies not appreciated by a reality loving populus.

Yo krazy karl gets a nerdrection whenever he watches starwars.

by Phenomally December 8, 2006