Nerverection

An erection you get when you're nervous especially when you happen to be wearing clothing that makes it more than obvious.

School Talent Show

Mike: Dude! That guy has a nerverection!.

Ralph: He must be really nervous, bro.

by Farkum August 5, 2012

nerdrection

When a nerd becomes extremely excited by something nerdy

Orgin: Colbert Report 2006

Tom had a nerdrection when he found out the release date for Spore.

by Claw December 7, 2006

nerdrection

A literal sexual arousal induced by esoteric hobbies not appreciated by a reality loving populus.

Yo krazy karl gets a nerdrection whenever he watches starwars.

by Phenomally December 8, 2006

nerdrection

When a nerd experiences or anticipates a certain event that is expected to have a positive effect, she or he receives a certain swelling in her or his nether region.

When members of my cast heard you were coming on my show, they received a nerdrection.

by Nicholas A B December 7, 2006

Neverection

Its when an Asian has such a tiny dick that when they get a boner you can't really tell.
Starts off 1 inch, grows to 1.5

Ugly chick: Oh jongseong your dick is so small!
Jongseong: yeah bitch suck my neverection

by asiankilla August 6, 2012