everection
I was sitting in class and couldn't leave when the bell rang because everyone would have seen my everection.
everection by xOblongx January 3, 2017
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Erection assassin
Frank is proud that he no longer has to take viagra. But I think that the credit should go to his new girlfriend. She has an incredibly pleasant disposition and she's not an erection assassin!
Erection assassin by Chad Apollo January 28, 2018
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everection • eyerection • Verection • Exerection • Iverection • Neverection • Reverection • erection • earection • Earrection
This erection is about the people.
The Freudian slip that defines the election campaign of Herschel Walker proving head trauma is the ultimate truth serum.
“This election is about more than Herschel Walker. This erection is about the people.” — a direct quote from the candidate HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!!!
This erection is about the people. by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 23, 2022
Erection Avenue
Erection Avenue by Gar Grim February 3, 2018
Erectional Energy
The energy released when your P blows inside a V. Not to be misunderstood as the flow of fluid from sack A to hole B, but a environmentally friendly source of free, safe energy located inside ones testes. Once harnessed the energy will be an alternative power source to fossil, coal, and nuclear energies, making them obsolete.
I was going to pleasure my woman with my daily supply of erectional energy, but instead I sold it and bought monkey.
Erectional Energy by Curry_spice January 11, 2012
Screaming erections
Screaming erections by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016
orgasmic erection
The word orgasmic erection refers to the great feeling of pleasure you get when you get an erection and it feels so good you have an orgasm or great pleasure. Loud noises may be associated with orgasmic erections.
Ex 1: My girlfriend thinks it is weird that I moan during an orgasmic erection.
Ex 2: My girlfriend was rubbing against my dick so hard she gave me an orgasmic erection.
Ex 3: Is it bad if my dick turns blue when i have an orgasmic erection?
Ex 2: My girlfriend was rubbing against my dick so hard she gave me an orgasmic erection.
Ex 3: Is it bad if my dick turns blue when i have an orgasmic erection?
orgasmic erection by dickface457457 April 22, 2015
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