Neverlution 

The act of getting off your ass and doing something to bring your country back to its glory days were people didn't blame their problems on immigrants, voted for their country no matter the weather and not just voting for American Idol or Americas Got Talent, and when parents actually acted like parents and did not let their kids be assholes at the age of 5; because it is going to hell and your tired of living in it the way it is now. Inspired by Christopher Titus's Neverlution.

Man Christopher Titus's Neverlution makes me want to get off my ass and do something to actually improve this country!

Neverlution by ForbidenProdigy July 6, 2011

Neverlution 

A disparaging reference to the same THEORY also known as Evolution among those who subscribe to it. The term "Neverlution" is intended for use by proponents of opposing views of evolution and endeavors to include a commentary on the likelihood of life spontaneously arising and successfully changing to progressively better equipped forms.

Use of "Neverlution" seeks to exacerbate the situation of the hopelessly besieged theorists whose life's work amounts to mere wishful thinking while it hobbles along without intelligence, guidance or interference from any source outside of the lifeforms' already ill-explained environment.

Use of the term "neverlution" is always facetious and especially applies in discussions surrounding the fact that proponents of the terminally flawed theory of evolution have provided no explanation for how life arose in the first place.

Have you ever noticed that Neverlution works fine if you *only* discuss lions hunting deer but it says nothing about defenseless fruit trees and vegetables? How'd those get here?

Neverlution by Shandooga McGluckfeez May 6, 2008

Nevillution

To radically change one's life through the use of vivid imagination. It is named after the great mystic Neville Goddard.

"Lili was unmarried and poor for a long time."
Yeah but then she had a Nevillution and won the lottery and finally got married to Bobby.

Damn I wish a Nevillution happened in my life!
It can! Just go to bed imagining you're already who and where you want to be.

Nevillution by Nev1260 October 12, 2016

Neversation

A conversation that never happened.

Just so you understand... We've just had a neversation.

Neversation by pixho February 21, 2010

neverlutionary 

A neverlutionary is an individual (typically a Black male) activist type who portrays him or herself as being pro-Black, militant, "woke," or "conscious," and regularly babbles on and on with about White supremacy, White privilege, and systemic racism. Neverlutionaries constantly talk about "building" and dismantling White supremacy, but never build anything tangible for Black people and never take any meaningful action to dismantle White supremacy. Neverlutionaries claim that they want equality and power for Black people, but their actions and rhetoric shows that they just want Black men to be equal to White men, and for Black men to rule over Black women in some kind of Black patriarchy. They refer to Black women as "queens" but treat Black women as anything but. They view Black women as inferior, lesser beings, mules, battering rams, sex objects, and baby making machines for their race war against White supremacy. They have an uncanny ability to link all problems in the Black community to White supremacy, feminism, and Black women, and seem to think that Black patriarchy is the solution to Black people's ills. Neverlutionaries tend to be single and use Black women for sex, but hypocritically condemn Black single mothers and pretend to value Black marriages while evading marriage and staunchly opposing interracial marriage for Black women. They are a part of an imaginary "revolution" which will never happen...hence the reason why they are called NEVERlutionaries.

In the mind of a neverlutionary, the academic success and career gains of Black women are a White supremacist conspiracy to "pit Black women against Black men" and "keep the poor Black man down."

neverlutionary by Diamond Rifle November 1, 2018

Nevolution 

The process of Neville longbottom'ing. Developing from an unattractive youth into a smoking hot adult; referencing the transformation of Matthew Lewis.

Remember that rather unattractive guy from high school? well he went through a complete Nevolution and is now seriously fit!

Nevolution by fantasticmrfrocks July 27, 2018

Neverection 

Its when an Asian has such a tiny dick that when they get a boner you can't really tell.
Starts off 1 inch, grows to 1.5

Ugly chick: Oh jongseong your dick is so small!
Jongseong: yeah bitch suck my neverection

Neverection by asiankilla August 6, 2012