Neversation

A conversation that never happened.

Just so you understand... We've just had a neversation.

Neversation by pixho February 21, 2010

nonversation 

A completely worthless conversation, wherein nothing is illuminated, explained or otherwise elaborated upon. Typically occurs at parties, bars or other events where meaningful conversation is nearly impossible.

Smith: What a waste of time it is talking to that guy.

Jones: I know, every time I do, it's like a complete nonversation.

nonversation by wordsbywilson March 12, 2009

Neverlution 

The act of getting off your ass and doing something to bring your country back to its glory days were people didn't blame their problems on immigrants, voted for their country no matter the weather and not just voting for American Idol or Americas Got Talent, and when parents actually acted like parents and did not let their kids be assholes at the age of 5; because it is going to hell and your tired of living in it the way it is now. Inspired by Christopher Titus's Neverlution.

Man Christopher Titus's Neverlution makes me want to get off my ass and do something to actually improve this country!

Neverlution by ForbidenProdigy July 6, 2011

Nonversation 

The type of conversation held with another person when you really do not wish to talk to them. It consists of short and to the point replies which do not add to the conversation and make it hard for the other person to continue. It is usually to try and convey politely that you do not have the time for this oxygen thief who insists on bothering you.

A typical nonversation goes as follows-

"So how are you today?"
"Okay."
"What have you been up to?"
"Not much."

Nonversation by Dalek December 29, 2008

Nerdversation 

A conversation about something nerdy

i.e. world of war craft, comic books, Lord Of The Rings, Star Trek

"We had a nerdversation about how captain Kirk could kick captain Picards ass"

Nerdversation by Sixpound October 28, 2008

Naversation 

Having a conversation with the woman voice coming from your GPS navigation system, usually while driving a long distance alone.

Friend 1: "You must have been super bored driving all that way by yourself."

Friend 2: " Nah, I had a great naversation with the Garmin GPS lady."

Naversation by Graphikrtist April 27, 2009

nonversation 

When two people are speaking but neither side of the conversation has anything to do with the other.

Typical nonversation:
Woman, "Hey, hows' it goin'?"
Man, "Not too bad."
Woman, "Did you get a haircut?"
Man, "No."
Woman, "Looks good."

nonversation by airplayne December 25, 2010