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nerdrection 

When a nerd becomes extremely excited by something nerdy

Orgin: Colbert Report 2006
Tom had a nerdrection when he found out the release date for Spore.
nerdrection by Claw December 7, 2006

nearection

When the penis is not yet a boner but not limp. Gotten when making out with a girl (or guy) but not getting any farther.
After i finished making out with that girl i had to make sure no one would notice the nearection in my pants.
nearection by mur216 March 6, 2004

nerdrection 

A literal sexual arousal induced by esoteric hobbies not appreciated by a reality loving populus.
Yo krazy karl gets a nerdrection whenever he watches starwars.
nerdrection by Phenomally December 8, 2006

niprection

a niprection is when one or more nipples become engorged with blood causing extreme sensitivity causing it/them to protrude more than usual.
"Say Jim its awfully nippily out here"
"well bob it is the breast weather all year, just look at Jenny's niprections."
niprection by winpeg May 13, 2014
The physiologial change to a woman's nipples whenever they're cold and/or arroused.

Most visible on women with tight upper torso garments while not wearing a bra.
Man, did you see her nerection?!

Famous nerection celebrity: Victoria Beckham.
nerection by Mad Men OA June 17, 2008

neckrection 

distended neck and chest area usually accompanied by reddish flushing of the upper chest, neck and face of the individual experiencing the neckrection.

Usually neckrection accompanies or occurs subsequent to sudden bursts of rage, and oral ejaculation of saliva during the neckrection and use of profanity by the individual presenting with the symptoms described herein to characterize and define the term in question.

Neckrection was first observed in an adult human male who owned a small business, endlessly micromanaged and flew into a rage at the slightest hint of challenge from a female employee. This "Boss" was not seen exhibiting the neckrection when challenged by male counterparts, but instead experienced the condition often referred to as "whipped" or "wimped out".
When Christine refused to help him put the dead dog in the dumpster, Dr. Shimmelhoffer began screaming at her, thrusting forward his neckrection in an act of control.
neckrection by Marcel Marceau April 23, 2011
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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