Necktit 

A Freudian typo intended for necktie, but improves the sentence dramatically.

And necktits for miles and miles. Oh, oops. Now I can't stop thinking about motorboating a pair of tits wrapped around my neck.

Necktit by tadhoo November 29, 2015

Necktie45 

A new age racist.

Me and my homies despise NeckTie45 for his racially blasphemous message containing a specifically arranged set of letters to form a slur and sent via Discord. Our feelings will remain antonymic of ephemeral unless NeckTie45 has made ammends.

Necktie45 by anonymous April 18, 2021

duck wearing a necktie 

When a person would like to comment on a useless feature on something, he or she can compare it to a duck wearing a necktie.

Cut out vents and a fox tail on the antenna? That's like a duck wearing a necktie.

duck wearing a necktie by Cranberry Bob January 16, 2020

Gentleman's Necktie 

A cock ring, constrictor band or other device used to squeeze the penis to engorge it.

Sheena loved getting Carl's engorged cock after he slipped on a Gentleman's Necktie.

Gentleman's Necktie by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2015

nigger necktie 

a noose

Hey, string that big lipped, watermelon eating, welfare collecting, white pussy chasing, basket ball playing, making noise all night long, because they're not working, up with this nigger necktie.

nigger necktie by omegs greek February 19, 2009

Sicilian Necktie

A method of assassination said to be used by La Cosa Nostra to "send a message" wherein the victim's throat is slit and the tongue is pulled out through the hole.

Vinnie heard that Big Frankie was going to drop a dime on us, so we had to give him a Sicilian Necktie.

Sicilian Necktie by SalsaShark June 11, 2004

Neckttitude 

The motion some women and mostly soul divas make with their necks when giving their men attitude. Not an easily accomplished motion involving moving the head and neck in opposite directions.

dude 1: Hey dude, why you so down?
dude 2: dude, ma girl dumped me last night, she was all up in my face saying "you don't own me" and giving me hella Neckttitude.
dude 1: sounds rough dude, I hate that. Tried giving it back once and ended up in hospital.
dude 1: dude....

Neckttitude by Ad.Co May 29, 2010