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duck wearing a necktie
When a person would like to comment on a useless feature on something, he or she can compare it to a duck wearing a necktie.
duck wearing a necktie by Cranberry Bob January 16, 2020
Gentleman's Necktie
Gentleman's Necktie by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2015
nigger necktie
a noose
Hey, string that big lipped, watermelon eating, welfare collecting, white pussy chasing, basket ball playing, making noise all night long, because they're not working, up with this nigger necktie.
nigger necktie by omegs greek February 19, 2009
Sicilian Necktie
A method of assassination said to be used by La Cosa Nostra to "send a message" wherein the victim's throat is slit and the tongue is pulled out through the hole.
Vinnie heard that Big Frankie was going to drop a dime on us, so we had to give him a Sicilian Necktie.
Sicilian Necktie by SalsaShark June 11, 2004
Sand Necktie
When someone is buried in sand vertically up to his or her neck at low tide, and left for the tide to come in. And old technique said to be used by pirates.
Sand Necktie by TangClock May 17, 2009
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trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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