Neckticle

Testicle looking things that dangle all around like balls. Usually found on goats. Located under the neck making them

Neck-ticles.

A: Damn that goat has some huge nectickles.

B: *fondling* i know the're dangly, i love this neckticle the best

by Magnificentness June 14, 2011

duck wearing a necktie

When a person would like to comment on a useless feature on something, he or she can compare it to a duck wearing a necktie.

Cut out vents and a fox tail on the antenna? That's like a duck wearing a necktie.

by Cranberry Bob January 16, 2020

Gentleman's Necktie

A cock ring, constrictor band or other device used to squeeze the penis to engorge it.

Sheena loved getting Carl's engorged cock after he slipped on a Gentleman's Necktie.

by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2015

nigger necktie

a noose

Hey, string that big lipped, watermelon eating, welfare collecting, white pussy chasing, basket ball playing, making noise all night long, because they're not working, up with this nigger necktie.

by omegs greek February 19, 2009

Sicilian Necktie

A method of assassination said to be used by La Cosa Nostra to "send a message" wherein the victim's throat is slit and the tongue is pulled out through the hole.

Vinnie heard that Big Frankie was going to drop a dime on us, so we had to give him a Sicilian Necktie.

by SalsaShark June 11, 2004

Sand Necktie

When someone is buried in sand vertically up to his or her neck at low tide, and left for the tide to come in. And old technique said to be used by pirates.

"Yarr! When we reach land, your getting a sand necktie! Yarr!"

by TangClock May 17, 2009

Necktie Weiner

When you're wearing a suit jacket and tie and sit down but don't unbutton the jacket and the bottom portion of the necktie forms a pseudo-weenis.

William didn't unbutton his jacket and he's got about a three-inch necktie weiner.

by TheCasm May 30, 2016