"On the drive over here, a trucker
on the Interstate hurled a beer can full of urine out his window--talk about sheer neckitude!"
"Crikey, this breeding-age male specimen is just bristling with neckitude kids! You can tell just by looking that he was born and raised in West Texas, attends a Creationist Baptist church, and voted for Dubya. The plumage is another feature we should not ignore: note the mullet and the
Confederate battle flag on his
trucker hat. Awwww, I think th' bloody brute's got a shotgun! Let's get away before he tries to defend his territory."