Name's Mom

Probably some 789lb. fat-fuck who grew up blowing away anyone who used slang at all, even when quoting it. She taught her son, Name, how to kill, instead of anything good at all, and at one point raped him, causing something in his brain to go off and turn him into a man with a one-track mind.

Name's mom is so stupid, she got stabbed with a revolver and shot with throwing knives.

Name's Mom by dj gs68 July 18, 2003

Name's Cliffffffffffffffff 

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Cliff: 'Name's Clifffffffffffffffffff'
Linko: PEBM
Everyone: JUTSNT

Name's Cliffffffffffffffff by TomLewis12 March 4, 2021

Writing Your Own Name's Definition for Urban Dictionary 

you are lonely. You are probably assuring yourself that you have friends and an interesting personality. You will probably go back and look at your name's definition you wrote and pretend someone else wrote it for you. Maybe you will suggest searching names to your friends, and stumble across the one you wrote, and have it be "scarily" true. Good luck. It gets better.

writing your own name's definition for urban dictionary is what you do on a friday with no friends around.

Writing Your Own Name's Definition for Urban Dictionary by jakehatesrakes January 13, 2015

august 14 leo's who's name start with d 

an emotional piece of shit who can easily hide their feelings but can let their feelings out to the person they love. they are so badass but can have days where they're just..nothing.

hey look it's that august 14 leo's who's name start with d
damn why are they crying?

august 14 leo's who's name start with d by hello youll never guess who i March 13, 2021

My name's Jeff 

The Channing Tatum classic line from the movie '22 Jump Street', pronounced my name hëf. It has gone viral so there are plenty of parodies on the interweb. It is also commonly used to harass anyone called jeff.

Max: "What's your name?"
Joker: "My name's Jeff!"

My name's Jeff by anal exibitions December 6, 2014

president's name school

A bad school in a rough area. The name of this school is almost always a name of somebody, usually a president. This is because they know no one will want to send their child somewhere called Gun Hill High.

Tawanna keeps complaining about getting shot at in her school.

Really? What's it called?

Lincoln.

Ohhh, she goes to a president's name school.

president's name school by Angelacia May 16, 2007

(insert name)'s junk 

A joke that rivals that's what she said in terms of versatility. Simply take the name of someone you know, add "'s junk," and make your comparison.

That test was shorter than (insert name)'s junk.

That throw was sadder than (insert name)'s junk.

Man, I'm out of shape...kinda like (insert name)'s junk.

(insert name)'s junk by lolemma March 1, 2009