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William Murderface

The self-hating bass player from the band Dethklok. He plays a Gibson Thunderbird Studio 5-string and his bass playing is usually mixed out completely. He speaks with a heavy lisp.
Murderface's father killed his wife with a chainsaw before turning it upon himself in front of Murderface in a grisly murder-suicide when he was a baby. He also has an extreme hatred for Dr. Rockso.
William Murderface: "I woke up with a clown's hand in my pants. That's what I did today"
William Murderface by Krazy Riddens October 15, 2009
A common nickname for the city of Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada. Winnipeg routinely has the highest murder rate of all Canadian cities, particularly in the downtown core, also known as "The Killzone".
You'd best stay of of Murderpeg, unless you want to get shanked to death in the Killzone.

murderize 

to destroy or obliterate a living being through excessive violence, force, or murderization
Thomas murderized Taylor with a spoon after Taylor created a perfect experiment.
murderize by Thomas R. December 10, 2005
An accidental homicide which is the result of a particularly ridiculous blunder. A murderp can be easily distinguished from an ordinary case of murder or manslaughter by the level of unmitigated buffoonery which brings it to fruition.
Just as the hostage was about to be released, a trigger-happy police sniper fired at the kidnapper but instead hit the hostage, killing her instantly. Soon afterward, the officer was brought up on charges of second degree merderp.

If your keep allowing your toddler to carry baby ducks around by their necks, I fear a murderp will soon be taking place.

After wrecking his parents' car because he liked to drive while huffing solvent fumes, young George W. Bush knew he had to make up a good cover story. His parents would have been furious if they found out the car had actually been murderped.
murderp by Lârry Dângüs, esq. January 24, 2011

murderpan 

boston,ma (mattapan) neighborhood known for its high crime rate.
i live in murderpan, this is my hood.
murderpan by aaaaaa November 22, 2005