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Muffit
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Muffist • muffintop • muffstache • Muffit • muffstang • muffinthyme • muffintitus • muffitis • Muffstash • Muffstuff
muffinteer
The group name of DreamWasTaken, GeorgeNotFound, BadBoyHallo, and SapNap. This group is most commonly seen in the Speedrunner vs. 3 Hunter videos.
muffinteer by RatNotFound August 13, 2020
Muffinstuff
A person who is tiny or has a tiny body, but has a big head and/or fluffy,spikey or crazy hairdo. They resemble a muffin, because muffins have a tiny bottom part with a huge fluffy top part, just with alot more stuff on them than a muffin. may be used as a degrading term for a short or tiny person.
person A: LOL THAT PERSONS HEAD IS DISPROPORTIONAL TO HIS BODY! WHAT A MUFFINSTUFF
person B: HAHAH YEAH! HIS HEAD IS TOO BIG AND HIS HAIR IS SO FLUFFY! LIKE A MUFFINSTUFF
person C: HEY YOU! CAN I CALL YOU MUFFINSTUFF??
person D: AWW, POOR LITTLE MUFFINSTUFF CANT REACH THE TOP SHELF?
person B: HAHAH YEAH! HIS HEAD IS TOO BIG AND HIS HAIR IS SO FLUFFY! LIKE A MUFFINSTUFF
person C: HEY YOU! CAN I CALL YOU MUFFINSTUFF??
person D: AWW, POOR LITTLE MUFFINSTUFF CANT REACH THE TOP SHELF?
Muffinstuff by copyrighttoy October 25, 2010
Handlebar Muffstache
When your girl shaves her pussy hair into the shape of a handlebar mustache so that when you eat her out you feel like more of a man.
I was eating out Barbara the other day, and her Handlebar Muffstache was so good that it made my dick twice as hard because I felt like more of a man.
Handlebar Muffstache by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 5, 2015
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trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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