Muffist

A dude who hates being called a muffin, even tho his name is similar.

Example:
Person 1: HEY MUFFIN!
Muffist: Fuck off!

by Vwi22 November 24, 2021

Muffit

A cup or other such drinking receptacle.

Can I have a muffit of tea please?

by stotches March 22, 2011

Muffit

A cup. Not a type of cup. Just a cup. Just another word for a cup.

D'you want a drink? Beer? Coke? Muffit of tea?
Can I have a muffit of tea?

by Panarin February 26, 2021

muffinteer

The group name of DreamWasTaken, GeorgeNotFound, BadBoyHallo, and SapNap. This group is most commonly seen in the Speedrunner vs. 3 Hunter videos.

Bbh: we’re the muffinteers

George: I do not approve of being called the muffinteers

by RatNotFound August 13, 2020

Muffinstuff

A person who is tiny or has a tiny body, but has a big head and/or fluffy,spikey or crazy hairdo. They resemble a muffin, because muffins have a tiny bottom part with a huge fluffy top part, just with alot more stuff on them than a muffin. may be used as a degrading term for a short or tiny person.

person A: LOL THAT PERSONS HEAD IS DISPROPORTIONAL TO HIS BODY! WHAT A MUFFINSTUFF

person B: HAHAH YEAH! HIS HEAD IS TOO BIG AND HIS HAIR IS SO FLUFFY! LIKE A MUFFINSTUFF

person C: HEY YOU! CAN I CALL YOU MUFFINSTUFF??

person D: AWW, POOR LITTLE MUFFINSTUFF CANT REACH THE TOP SHELF?

by copyrighttoy October 25, 2010

Handlebar Muffstache

When your girl shaves her pussy hair into the shape of a handlebar mustache so that when you eat her out you feel like more of a man.

I was eating out Barbara the other day, and her Handlebar Muffstache was so good that it made my dick twice as hard because I felt like more of a man.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 5, 2015

muffstaph

Staph Infection (Staphylococcus aureus) of the vagina area.
May cause rashes, boils, and stinky pussy.

Justin: Hey you know that girl that plays on the softball team?

Dave: Which one?

Justin: You know the one with the muffstaph.

Dave: Oh ya that shit is Fucking sick.

by dumnumyuk July 28, 2009