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A person who is tiny or has a tiny body, but has a big head and/or fluffy,spikey or crazy hairdo. They resemble a muffin, because muffins have a tiny bottom part with a huge fluffy top part, just with alot more stuff on them than a muffin. may be used as a degrading term for a short or tiny person.

person A: LOL THAT PERSONS HEAD IS DISPROPORTIONAL TO HIS BODY! WHAT A MUFFINSTUFF

person B: HAHAH YEAH! HIS HEAD IS TOO BIG AND HIS HAIR IS SO FLUFFY! LIKE A MUFFINSTUFF

person C: HEY YOU! CAN I CALL YOU MUFFINSTUFF??

person D: AWW, POOR LITTLE MUFFINSTUFF CANT REACH THE TOP SHELF?

Muffinstuff by copyrighttoy October 25, 2010

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Muffstuff

The act of stuffing your testicles into a female's vagina.

Tex muffstuffed Tara.

Muffstuff by Rocke May 17, 2004

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Huffinstuff

1. A very bad porn movie that spoofs on Hogwart's Hufflepuff house.

2. Getting super high and fucking someone.

3. Getting high and stuffing your face

1. DUDE! did you hear, hustler made a porn movie about Harry Potter. It's about the long lost Hogwarts house, Huffinstuff!

2. Mike: I don't remember shit from last night after I took that third hit off the joint. What the hell happened?!
Jenn: You were going on about Huffinstuff. I assumed you wanted sex.

3. John: So my roommate got so high last night he went and cleaned out our entire fridge AND ordered a ton of pizza! Thats the last time I let him Huffinstuff!

Huffinstuff by terra_silas August 18, 2011

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H. R. Puffinstuff

"H. R. Puffinstuff" means "smoking pot".

We LOVE H. R. Puffinstuff!

H. R. Puffinstuff by Beach & Bong January 12, 2007

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Muffinstubble

A slightly unshaven coochie

Oh yea, she was rockin’ that muffinstubble last night

Muffinstubble by Prezmeyer April 17, 2021

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muffinsniff

a person who sniffs muffins

You muffinsniffing dorkwad

muffinsniff by Mick priter October 20, 2004

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muffinstuffin

Muffinstuffin is the act where a female sneaks her panties off and while thee unsuspecting male or female is talking away the muffinstuffer takes her opportunity to pounce upon her prey stuffing her vagina in her unsuspecting preys mouth thus stufffin her muffin.

Did you see that muffinstffin that Rachael did to myke.He clearly diddent see that muffinstuffin coming,she stuffed her muffin clean down his throat!

muffinstuffin by Joey koma August 28, 2022

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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