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muffitis 

1) Contagious vaginal irritability
2) When males act like wimpy females
1) Mom, I need you to call me off of school. I seem to have a severe case of muffitis...it's spreading like rapid fire and I don't want anyone else to catch it!!!
2) Me and Dooch wanted to go to Walmart to ride the bikes, but our pussy of a friend Michael was opposed to the idea. He must have had a hint of muffitis.
muffitis by Jason March 27, 2005
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Muffitis 

Unlike what the name suggest, this is not an inflammatory condition. The term is used to refer to people who always complain and have a general negative attitude toward self and others. Verb: muffing.
He is always muffing , i think he had Muffitis.
Muffitis by Muffing July 26, 2018

Muffilisation 

Did you get any muffilisation last night?
Muffilisation by Suzanne1984 May 21, 2009

Muffinism 

A small religion, based initially in the Muffin clan of Newgrounds. Worships the almighty Muffin Lord and all of his creations. Learn more at www.churchofmuffinism.tk

Amen
Muffinism believer = Muffinist
Religeous holidays = 23rd March (St. Hubert's Day)
Muffinism by hyphon March 14, 2004

muffinist 

A person who is a rascist, but for muffins.
Daphne: Blueberry muffins make me want to throw up!

Everyone Else: You're such a muffinist. Chill.
muffinist by Quuentong May 24, 2016

Muffiniscus 

1. an addict to muffins
2. a disease from eating too much muffins
1. She is the only muffiniscus in our town.
2. My friend got muffiniscus last week.
Muffiniscus by muffinworld March 7, 2010

MAFFITIS 

THE ACT OF BEING IN LUST WITH A SPECIFIC PERSON TO THE POINT YOU CANNOT EAT, SLEEP OR CONCENTRATE. THE FEELINGS YOU HAVE AROUND THIS PERSON IS EUPHORIC. BUTTERFLIES IN THE STOMACH, WANTING TO THROW UP(DUE TO NON EATING) AND ON CLOUD 9.
THERE IS NO CURE FOR THIS DISEASE!
WHEN I GOT HIS TEXT I THEN REALIZED I HAVE MAFFITIS
MAFFITIS by Erika Knack August 27, 2010
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Pee Calculus

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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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