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Muffinstuff
A person who is tiny or has a tiny body, but has a big head and/or fluffy,spikey or crazy hairdo. They resemble a muffin, because muffins have a tiny bottom part with a huge fluffy top part, just with alot more stuff on them than a muffin. may be used as a degrading term for a short or tiny person.
person A: LOL THAT PERSONS HEAD IS DISPROPORTIONAL TO HIS BODY! WHAT A MUFFINSTUFF
person B: HAHAH YEAH! HIS HEAD IS TOO BIG AND HIS HAIR IS SO FLUFFY! LIKE A MUFFINSTUFF
person C: HEY YOU! CAN I CALL YOU MUFFINSTUFF??
person D: AWW, POOR LITTLE MUFFINSTUFF CANT REACH THE TOP SHELF?
person B: HAHAH YEAH! HIS HEAD IS TOO BIG AND HIS HAIR IS SO FLUFFY! LIKE A MUFFINSTUFF
person C: HEY YOU! CAN I CALL YOU MUFFINSTUFF??
person D: AWW, POOR LITTLE MUFFINSTUFF CANT REACH THE TOP SHELF?
Muffinstuff by copyrighttoy October 25, 2010
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muffshuffler
a guy who has a few ladies going at the same time (muffshuffler)
another way of rotating or rostering booty calls (muffshuffling / muffshuffled)
spreading the love
another way of rotating or rostering booty calls (muffshuffling / muffshuffled)
spreading the love
He may be totally hot, but the guy's a muffshuffler.
I hear he's got 5 girls going like a revolver - but it's not the gun that's gonna kill them, it's the STDs.
I hear he's got 5 girls going like a revolver - but it's not the gun that's gonna kill them, it's the STDs.
muffshuffler by igiveEVA September 20, 2011
muffcuff
The female noun/verb combo of the very popular "cockblock" or "cock block". A muffcuff occurs when a female is twarted from her goals or desires by someone else. The person doing the thwarting (aka the muffcuffer) could be a person, place or thing, or even a vague, abstract concept.
omg that ho totally just muffcuffed me when she showed her slutty cleavage to the bartender.
Why you always gotta be muffcuffing me?
Oh, snap! That muffcuff was hella harsh.
I'd much rather be a muffcuffer than a muffcuffee.
(archaic) Alas, thy wench muffcuffed me. In the 'morrow, I shall tell her to "get thee to a nunnery".
Why you always gotta be muffcuffing me?
Oh, snap! That muffcuff was hella harsh.
I'd much rather be a muffcuffer than a muffcuffee.
(archaic) Alas, thy wench muffcuffed me. In the 'morrow, I shall tell her to "get thee to a nunnery".
muffcuff by eviljungleprincess August 19, 2010
Muffscuffle
An argument between two people of the female gender which escalates into a fight. These arguments are particularly nasty and may end in hair pulling, gouging, scratching and screaming incoherent words.
Muffscuffle by Demunster May 19, 2013
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