Muffstash

muffstash is the patch of hair left in a strip on the vagina. The muffstash like its brother the moustache which is usually found on the upper lips of men and hairy obese woman, is groomed to perfection daily. but unlike the moustache in purpose the muffstash has no real function other to collect an acute line of stink and look silly, like shingles in the Vanilla Ice era.

'hawt damn woman! why you got a sideways moustache on the outskirts of your birth canal, thats naasty'

that my muffstash honey, it's in honor of Magnum PI

by suitanun January 12, 2010

muffstash

a muffstash is what someone acquires from eating a girls box. not just any box... a nasty stinky one.

chris: dude it smells like vagina everywhere i go!
brennan: i dont smell a thing man
chris: i did eat that girls box lastnight
brennan: aww gross! your probably just smelling ur muffstash

by mcjizz March 23, 2011

Handlebar Muffstache

When your girl shaves her pussy hair into the shape of a handlebar mustache so that when you eat her out you feel like more of a man.

I was eating out Barbara the other day, and her Handlebar Muffstache was so good that it made my dick twice as hard because I felt like more of a man.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 5, 2015

muffstaph

Staph Infection (Staphylococcus aureus) of the vagina area.
May cause rashes, boils, and stinky pussy.

Justin: Hey you know that girl that plays on the softball team?

Dave: Which one?

Justin: You know the one with the muffstaph.

Dave: Oh ya that shit is Fucking sick.

by dumnumyuk July 28, 2009

MUFFSTACHE

The act of finger fucking a vagina, then wiping the still moist finger(s) on a persons upper lip.

"Hey Boobie, I just finger banged Nichole in the kitchen, then gave Munday a stinky muffstache"

by LUGNUT23 May 17, 2008

milf muffstache

The residue left on one's upper lip after orally pleasuring a milf.

Man! I made Hector's mom so wet, after I was done I had a milf muffstache

by Howie Feltersnatch March 4, 2005

mustashe ride

When a man with a mustashe lays down and lets a woman sit on his face. He then uses a combination of his mustashe lips and tongue to bring her pleasure

Who wants a mustashe ride? I Do I Do

by QUEER SLAYER May 13, 2005