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A cup. Not a type of cup. Just a cup. Just another word for a cup.
D'you want a drink? Beer? Coke? Muffit of tea?
Can I have a muffit of tea?
Muffit by Panarin February 26, 2021
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A fine-ass chick with perfect buttox and breasts. She can lead a guy on with just her ass and is usually stubborn and hard to handle. Sexually she is omg....the best. But watch out they are known to knee you in the balls at times.
Stupid polish muffit!
Muffit by Joey March 27, 2003

Crust muffin 

When Emma chamberlain’s makeup is crusty at the end of the day and not blended
I look like a crust muffin
Crust muffin by Abadabadu March 12, 2018

Muffin kisses 

When you give a vagina a little peck on the lips with your face lips, just to let her know you’re there. Step one of eating out a vagina.
My girlfriend loves when I give her muffin kisses.
She can only cum if I go down on her and start with some muffin kisses.
Muffin kisses by Miguel el Nappy October 31, 2020

muffinhead 

An insult almost exclusively used by BadBoyHalo.
Dream: kills BBH
BadBoyHalo: YOU MUFFINHEAD!!!!!
Sapnap: *laughter*
muffinhead by StandUserLeon September 25, 2020
A Middle-aged Urban Failure

Alternate spelling: 'muffy'.
He needs to spend some money on a new wardrobe and quit looking like a total muffie?
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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