Mozzletov 

a crude incendiary device typically consisting of a bottle filled with flammable liquid and with a means of ignition. The production of similar grenades was organized by Vyacheslav Molotov during World War II.

“He threw a mozzletov, burning him alive.”

Mozzletov by dicko mode December 18, 2020

muzzletoff

i.e. mazel tov, lit. meaning "good fortune" in Hebrew and Yiddish. Jewish people use this expression to congratulate each other when something good happens, meaning something like good for you, well done, or congratulations.

A: I just passed my driving test.
B: Muzzletoff!

muzzletoff by semicolumn January 26, 2009

Mozoltov

It is actually "Mazal tov" which means good luck, congratulations, cheers. It's a really nice, friendly term.

Fill up my cup, mozoltov

Mozoltov by Mokaz July 2, 2009

Mozoltov Cocktail 

Based on the Molotov Cocktail, the Mozoltov cocktail is the Jewish version.

It follows the same basic principles as a molotov, a crude homemade petrol bomb, but with a Jewish element of some sort. This could mean perhaps using a He'Brew beer bottle, filling the bottle with olive oil (in reference to the origin of Hanukkah), lighting it with a candelabra, or even simply being thrown by a Jewish person. None of this is completely necessary however, and the phrase could easily be used simply based on the intent of the thrower.

Mozoltov (or Mazel tov) is a Hebrew (or Yiddish) usually meaning "good luck!" or "congratualtions!". This adds almost an ironic effect, as generally those struck by a Mozoltov cocktail would be considered to be having bad luck.

Generally, upon throwing the mozoltov cocktail, it is traditional to yell out "Mozoltov!"

David: Those Goldbergs are such mashuganas. I wanna toss a Mozoltov Cocktail at them!

Mozoltov Cocktail by Piemanthe3rd November 9, 2009

jizz flaping mozzletump 

when a man ejaculates in a womens face with such furiocity it dislocted her eyeball from her eye socket leaving hanging there while he proceeds to pump his penis into her eye socket

guy 1: dude what happened to you wife's eye.
guy 2: oh i just gave her a "jizz flaping mozzletump".

jizz flaping mozzletump by blablablablablahaha March 4, 2011

Mozoltov

(verb) To raise the chair.

Originally from the word "Mazel-tov", it etymologically means "to raise the chair".

Often used in moments of joy, hapiness, celebration and other similar emotions.

In celebration:

(All): "Mozoltov!"

Mozoltov by Bran Flake November 14, 2009

David Mazzeltov 

David Hasselhoff's jewish ancestor.

Shalom David Mazzeltov!

David Mazzeltov by Bill Gate$ April 11, 2009