To eat food like a caveman while shitfaced drunk and making a complete mess (laying on the floor is optional). Per the Youtube Video of David Hasselhoff hammered eating a burger.
After the bar last night I hasselhoff'd the shit out of $20 worth of taco bell.

I woke up on the floor of the hotey this afternoon face down in half a hamburger i hasselhoff'd after the show last night.
by JoeCaine June 12, 2009
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v. To infiltrate another person's computer when he/she has left the room and change his/her desktop wallpaper image to something of crude and/or humorous nature. Though it is not mandatory, it is preferable that the new image involve Baywatch star, David Hasselhoff.

However, the act of hasselhoffing is not limited to desktop wallpaper. Any image or picture file is subject to be hasselhoffed. The possibilities are only limited by the perpetrator's creativity.

Origins: Hasselhoffing was started in the computer animation department at Ringling College of Art and Design. It was usually done in the computer labs when someone left their station to use the restroom or when they forgot to log out of their account. However, it was banned when a student took the prank too far and replaced another student's desktop with a lewd picture.
Oh my gosh! Not only did Jim hasselhoff my desktop, but he also hasselhoffed the underwear texture on my character!
by StoryQueen August 01, 2011
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Verb. To quickly and sloppily eat a greasy food while drunk.

Past Tense: Hasselhoffed
I was so drunk last night that I stopped at Wendy's and hasselhoffed a 1/4 lb. Double Stack.

by Melanie434 May 28, 2007
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Hasselhoff, David

A literal God among men.

Most well known in the States for his roles in Baywatch, Knight Rider, various cameos, and infamous popularity in Germany.

His finest moment was, by far, a role in the Star Wars knock-off Star Crash, in which he played the Prince of the Universe alongside a Texan robot, a porn star, the dad from The Sound of Music, and some random guy with the ability to see the future.

The move also features Space Cavemen, Space Amazons, and a giant space station shaped like a hand.

Go see it.
I'm not saying I'm gay or anything, but I would so do David Hasselhoff.
by Harry S. Truman October 27, 2004
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A phrase spoken to someone after sneezing, as if to protect, or guard from evil spirits; May be used in place of "God Bless You"
by chiggity chops July 05, 2009
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Hasselhoff, David.

The most envied man of the early 90's.
"There are many dying children out there, who's last wish is to meet me."
- David Hasselhoff managing to be both rude and offensive.
by Mayamay April 30, 2005
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