Mozzeltof

When a man ejaculates into a yamulke and then shoves the cum filled yamulke into the girl's face.

Hailey thinks Boliver has mastered the art of the mozzeltof.

Mozzeltof by toast and company January 26, 2009

muzzletoff

i.e. mazel tov, lit. meaning "good fortune" in Hebrew and Yiddish. Jewish people use this expression to congratulate each other when something good happens, meaning something like good for you, well done, or congratulations.

A: I just passed my driving test.
B: Muzzletoff!

muzzletoff by semicolumn January 26, 2009

Mozzaltoff 

The act of smashing glasses in a bar, particularly to the tune of Black Eyed Peas "I Gotta Feeling".

Emily: "Fill up my cup?"
JayDog: "MOZZALTOFF" <smashes glass>

Mozzaltoff by AfterIWoof October 19, 2010

David Mazzeltov 

David Hasselhoff's jewish ancestor.

Shalom David Mazzeltov!

David Mazzeltov by Bill Gate$ April 11, 2009

mazzeltov 

Mazzeltov is the only correct way of spelling the originally jewish word for "luck", or even "godspeed" if you like. Often misspelled as mazeltov, mazzletof or a combination of the two.

I'll see you when you get back from your trip, mazzeltov!

mazzeltov by inSanitii July 6, 2006

Mozzletoff 

1. A name given to someone when one has mozzled someone's toff, in plain words, when someone has sexual relations with a Jew, but ONLY while being intoxicated. This certain situation involves anal intercourse and the Jew deficating on the mozzler's chest.

1. "Lastnight I drank WAY too much at a party and this morning I woke up a Mozzletoff. I hate Wodka. My chest is still brown."

2. "Fill up my cup, MOZZLETOFF!"

Mozzletoff by MozzleToff Expert USA July 26, 2009

mazeltof 

It's a Hebrew greeting means good afternoon.

Guy 1: Mazeltof bro'!
Guy 2: Hi!

mazeltof by Chris V. Kiegl April 3, 2006