Mozzletoff

1. A name given to someone when one has mozzled someone's toff, in plain words, when someone has sexual relations with a Jew, but ONLY while being intoxicated. This certain situation involves anal intercourse and the Jew deficating on the mozzler's chest.

1. "Lastnight I drank WAY too much at a party and this morning I woke up a Mozzletoff. I hate Wodka. My chest is still brown."

2. "Fill up my cup, MOZZLETOFF!"

by MozzleToff Expert USA July 26, 2009

mozzletoff

an expression of anger decite and lies in 1 word. when something isn't going write

AAAHHHHHH mozzletoff i should've got that in

by manuel n luke March 27, 2003

muzzletoff

i.e. mazel tov, lit. meaning "good fortune" in Hebrew and Yiddish. Jewish people use this expression to congratulate each other when something good happens, meaning something like good for you, well done, or congratulations.

A: I just passed my driving test.
B: Muzzletoff!

by semicolumn January 26, 2009

Mozzaltoff

The act of smashing glasses in a bar, particularly to the tune of Black Eyed Peas "I Gotta Feeling".

Emily: "Fill up my cup?"
JayDog: "MOZZALTOFF" <smashes glass>

by AfterIWoof October 19, 2010

nozzletoff

When you pee in a girls butt and break a glass over her head and yell "NOZZLETOFF"

After Jesse's barmitsfa this drunk girl let me nozzletoff her in the bathroom

by Jebadiah909 January 29, 2017

Mozzeltof

When a man ejaculates into a yamulke and then shoves the cum filled yamulke into the girl's face.

Hailey thinks Boliver has mastered the art of the mozzeltof.

by toast and company January 26, 2009

Mozzletov

a crude incendiary device typically consisting of a bottle filled with flammable liquid and with a means of ignition. The production of similar grenades was organized by Vyacheslav Molotov during World War II.

“He threw a mozzletov, burning him alive.”

by dicko mode December 18, 2020