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Morganite

Morganite (Mgᶰ)

Atomic Number: 808
Category: Rare Aesthetic Element

Definition:
A rare element that crystallizes whenever something is so radiant, layered, and magnetic that it demands repeated appreciation — the elemental core behind a morgander and the brilliance of morgany.

Properties

Appearance: Gem-like, shimmering; its facets change depending on the angle observed.

Behavior: Intensifies under disbelief or admiration.

Bonding: Combines naturally with awe, nostalgia, and beauty.

Unique Trait: Generates an irresistible pull toward a third glance.

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Hardness Scale Reference

Morganite rates high not in mineral toughness, but in emotional resilience: strong enough to endure disbelief, yet delicate enough to refract admiration. On the “Morg Scale,” it scores an 8.08, symbolizing brilliance that holds up under repeated glances.

Prismatic Light

Like a prism splitting white light into every color, Morganite separates ordinary moments into multidimensional experiences. Each angle reveals a new wavelength of meaning — joy, nostalgia, wonder — all refracted through its facets.
“The skyline tonight is pure morganite — dazzling from every angle I see it.”

“She carries a morganite aura — rare, radiant, unforgettable.”

“That performance was straight-up Morganite — cut through me like a prism, leaving every color of feeling.”

“On the Morg Scale, that sunset hit a perfect 8.08 — rare and unforgettable.”

“She walked in and the whole room turned Morganite, scattering light in every direction.”
by Aoxomoxoa317 November 23, 2025
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Morgane

Someone who isn't afraid to be herself. She's extremely smart and will stick to her opinion. She is crazy, weird and funny. You will have a blast being her friend. She wont ever let you down and can be trusted with anything. She has unique beauty that cannot be compared easily. She is the best friend anyone could possibly have.
"Who's that crazy motherfucker over there laughing..?"

"That's my best friend Morgane"
by jackshotdoginmabun January 19, 2013
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Morgane

Morgane is an interesting girl. She often takes on adult responsibilities and can occasionally be quite commandeering when she wants to be. Overall, though, she is a very nice person to hang out with, and will always know a way to make you smile when you're sad. She can be quite inappropriate at times, which does slightly 'decrease her wealth' so to speak, but if you can deal with it ok then she's a great best friend. Most Morganes will be your friend for life, and as a girlfriend she is already going to be your future wife. Amazing to hang out with, and often nicknamed "Mog" by people close to her.
"Wow! Is that really your girlfriend! She looks nice"

"Yes, she's a Morgane type of girl"
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Piers Morganing

1. The rubbing of the buttocks against another pair of buttocks, particularly in a public venue, such as a park or heath.

- He was morganing last night again.
- What piers morganing? Where?
- In the park. With a policeman. The dirty perv.

2. Sitting down on the ground and then propelling oneself forward with the hands, in a similar manner to a dog attempting to clean its anus.

3. The licking of celebrity bottoms, particularly low class 'D list' types, ex Big Brother contentants, minor actors, politicians and chefs.

- He was piersmorganing Shia Lebouf last night, all night. The dirty perv.

4. The blatant telling of lies - in either a diary or newpaper.

- He can't help piersmorganing, he's never told the truth in his life. The lying git.

5. The pretence of possessing enough talent to judge others

- He's no talent show judge, he's only piersmorganing.

6. The self delusion that makes the skin sweat cold.

- I can't look at him anymore, not since he started piersmorganing again. Gold help me!
Piers Morganing Peers Moron Lies Morgan Buttocks Talent Show X Factor Daily Mirror Idiot Liar Anus Cunt Fool Delusion
by Rendevous August 17, 2009
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Morganated

Hey that is my joke! Wow, I got Morganated
by SmallishSkins9 May 28, 2015
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Captain Morganing

(Better when drunk) Striking the official "Captain Morgan" rum pose as depicted on bottles of Captain Morgan's rum. One of the honourary pirate's legs must be propped up to rest on an object (a keg or barrel, if you have one) while the other is on the ground.
"I heard Kelso was Captain Morganing the keg last night."
"Yeah, but he was so drunk he fell right over."
"Yarr."
by merulian August 19, 2008
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Morgantown

True Fact: Morgantown drinks 1% of Anheuser-Busch's alcohol sales every year. Enough said.
The only place where drinking and driving, burning couches in the street, and tearing out your own teams goal post when they kick Big East Ass is legal.
by WVU Axeman December 27, 2003
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