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When someone (or your dog) is lying in bed, usually on their side, throwing a dramatic side eye — typically out of pettiness, judgment, fake sleep, or pure drama. Most often seen in memes, TikToks, or when you’re pretending to sleep but still watching the chaos unfold.
Synonyms:
Passive-aggressive rest, bedtime shade, horizontal judgment
Antonym:
Guten Morgan
Synonyms:
Passive-aggressive rest, bedtime shade, horizontal judgment
Antonym:
Guten Morgan
“I wasn’t even mad, I just hit her with the side eye bed pose and rolled over.”
“Caught my man doing the side eye bed pose because I watched the show without him.”
“Caught my man doing the side eye bed pose because I watched the show without him.”
by Aoxomoxoa317 August 6, 2025
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Adjective
Describes someone or something that draws you in for repeated appreciation; layered, magnetic, quietly compelling.
“Her smile is so morgany, it makes you want to keep looking.”
“The city at night feels morgany, every corner hiding something new.”
Noun
The essence, quality, or moment that makes something worthy of a morgander (a third look).
“There’s a morgany in his writing that keeps me re-reading the same lines.”
“That sunrise was pure morgany, unforgettable.”
Verb
To enrich, deepen, or add subtlety so that something reveals more with each glance or experience.
“The chef morganied the dish with spices that hit differently with each bite.”
“They morganied the design so you notice new details every time.”
Expanded Play
“Stay Morgany” → playful send-off meaning stay magnetic, stay intriguing.
“Guten Morgany” → morning twist when something demands slow, appreciative attention.
See also: Morgander — to take a third look out of extra curiosity, admiration, or disbelief.
Adjective
Describes someone or something that draws you in for repeated appreciation; layered, magnetic, quietly compelling.
“Her smile is so morgany, it makes you want to keep looking.”
“The city at night feels morgany, every corner hiding something new.”
Noun
The essence, quality, or moment that makes something worthy of a morgander (a third look).
“There’s a morgany in his writing that keeps me re-reading the same lines.”
“That sunrise was pure morgany, unforgettable.”
Verb
To enrich, deepen, or add subtlety so that something reveals more with each glance or experience.
“The chef morganied the dish with spices that hit differently with each bite.”
“They morganied the design so you notice new details every time.”
Expanded Play
“Stay Morgany” → playful send-off meaning stay magnetic, stay intriguing.
“Guten Morgany” → morning twist when something demands slow, appreciative attention.
See also: Morgander — to take a third look out of extra curiosity, admiration, or disbelief.
by Aoxomoxoa317 September 11, 2025
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To take a third look at something out of extra curiosity, admiration, or disbelief—going beyond the first and second glances.
First thing during the day, it can be appropriate to add 'Guten' to Morgander—because what’s better than waking up and seeing something that demands three glances to appreciate fully?"
Origin:
From “more” + “gander,” implying that sometimes the first two glances aren’t enough; you need a morgander.
To take a third look at something out of extra curiosity, admiration, or disbelief—going beyond the first and second glances.
First thing during the day, it can be appropriate to add 'Guten' to Morgander—because what’s better than waking up and seeing something that demands three glances to appreciate fully?"
Origin:
From “more” + “gander,” implying that sometimes the first two glances aren’t enough; you need a morgander.
Example:
"The sunset was so beautiful. I had to take a morgander at that skyline—it’s just unreal."
"She took a morgander at the vintage car after the first two looks didn’t do it justice."
"When I was Younger, with the world so new and fresh… everywhere I looked, I felt the need to morgander."
Expanded: "I woke up to the most beautiful sight and all I could say is Guten Morgander!"
"The sunset was so beautiful. I had to take a morgander at that skyline—it’s just unreal."
"She took a morgander at the vintage car after the first two looks didn’t do it justice."
"When I was Younger, with the world so new and fresh… everywhere I looked, I felt the need to morgander."
Expanded: "I woke up to the most beautiful sight and all I could say is Guten Morgander!"
by Aoxomoxoa317 August 18, 2025
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Atomic Number: 808
Category: Rare Aesthetic Element
Definition:
A rare element that crystallizes whenever something is so radiant, layered, and magnetic that it demands repeated appreciation — the elemental core behind a morgander and the brilliance of morgany.
Properties
Appearance: Gem-like, shimmering; its facets change depending on the angle observed.
Behavior: Intensifies under disbelief or admiration.
Bonding: Combines naturally with awe, nostalgia, and beauty.
Unique Trait: Generates an irresistible pull toward a third glance.
--Expanded--
Hardness Scale Reference
Morganite rates high not in mineral toughness, but in emotional resilience: strong enough to endure disbelief, yet delicate enough to refract admiration. On the “Morg Scale,” it scores an 8.08, symbolizing brilliance that holds up under repeated glances.
Prismatic Light
Like a prism splitting white light into every color, Morganite separates ordinary moments into multidimensional experiences. Each angle reveals a new wavelength of meaning — joy, nostalgia, wonder — all refracted through its facets.
Atomic Number: 808
Category: Rare Aesthetic Element
Definition:
A rare element that crystallizes whenever something is so radiant, layered, and magnetic that it demands repeated appreciation — the elemental core behind a morgander and the brilliance of morgany.
Properties
Appearance: Gem-like, shimmering; its facets change depending on the angle observed.
Behavior: Intensifies under disbelief or admiration.
Bonding: Combines naturally with awe, nostalgia, and beauty.
Unique Trait: Generates an irresistible pull toward a third glance.
--Expanded--
Hardness Scale Reference
Morganite rates high not in mineral toughness, but in emotional resilience: strong enough to endure disbelief, yet delicate enough to refract admiration. On the “Morg Scale,” it scores an 8.08, symbolizing brilliance that holds up under repeated glances.
Prismatic Light
Like a prism splitting white light into every color, Morganite separates ordinary moments into multidimensional experiences. Each angle reveals a new wavelength of meaning — joy, nostalgia, wonder — all refracted through its facets.
“The skyline tonight is pure morganite — dazzling from every angle I see it.”
“She carries a morganite aura — rare, radiant, unforgettable.”
“That performance was straight-up Morganite — cut through me like a prism, leaving every color of feeling.”
“On the Morg Scale, that sunset hit a perfect 8.08 — rare and unforgettable.”
“She walked in and the whole room turned Morganite, scattering light in every direction.”
“She carries a morganite aura — rare, radiant, unforgettable.”
“That performance was straight-up Morganite — cut through me like a prism, leaving every color of feeling.”
“On the Morg Scale, that sunset hit a perfect 8.08 — rare and unforgettable.”
“She walked in and the whole room turned Morganite, scattering light in every direction.”
by Aoxomoxoa317 November 23, 2025
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Atomic Number: 809
Category: Resonant Aesthetic Element
Definition:
A vibrational element discovered when something doesn’t just catch your eye—it stays in your frequency. MorganTone represents the tonal harmony between perception and emotion, resonating at the same wavelength as a morgander’s curiosity and morganite’s light.
Properties
Waveform: Warm and multidimensional; changes pitch depending on emotional context.
Resonance: Amplifies when exposed to authenticity, laughter, or shared silence.
Frequency Range: Operates between 8.08 and 9.13 Hz on the “Morg Bandwidth,” correlating to subtle awe and deep connection.
Unique Trait: Creates lingering echoes in memory — the “after-sound” of wonder.
Sonic Prism Effect:
Just as Morganite bends light into colors, MorganTone refracts emotion into frequencies—turning moments into melodies. Each shift in perception alters its tone, from soft amber nostalgia to sharp violet insight.
MorganTone Scale:
On the “Morg Scale,” MorganTone ranks 9.13, representing empathic resonance—the rare ability to feel a moment in stereo.
Atomic Number: 809
Category: Resonant Aesthetic Element
Definition:
A vibrational element discovered when something doesn’t just catch your eye—it stays in your frequency. MorganTone represents the tonal harmony between perception and emotion, resonating at the same wavelength as a morgander’s curiosity and morganite’s light.
Properties
Waveform: Warm and multidimensional; changes pitch depending on emotional context.
Resonance: Amplifies when exposed to authenticity, laughter, or shared silence.
Frequency Range: Operates between 8.08 and 9.13 Hz on the “Morg Bandwidth,” correlating to subtle awe and deep connection.
Unique Trait: Creates lingering echoes in memory — the “after-sound” of wonder.
Sonic Prism Effect:
Just as Morganite bends light into colors, MorganTone refracts emotion into frequencies—turning moments into melodies. Each shift in perception alters its tone, from soft amber nostalgia to sharp violet insight.
MorganTone Scale:
On the “Morg Scale,” MorganTone ranks 9.13, representing empathic resonance—the rare ability to feel a moment in stereo.
“That conversation hit a MorganTone—something about it just kept humming inside me.”
“Her voice had MorganTone; it wasn’t just what she said, but how it vibrated through the room.”
“Even the quiet between us had MorganTone, like resonance without sound.”
“That live show wasn’t just music—it was MorganTone incarnate.”
“Their connection has MorganTone. You can hear it even when they don’t speak.”
“She left, but the MorganTone stayed.”
“Her voice had MorganTone; it wasn’t just what she said, but how it vibrated through the room.”
“Even the quiet between us had MorganTone, like resonance without sound.”
“That live show wasn’t just music—it was MorganTone incarnate.”
“Their connection has MorganTone. You can hear it even when they don’t speak.”
“She left, but the MorganTone stayed.”
by Aoxomoxoa317 November 23, 2025
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