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When someone (or your dog) is lying in bed, usually on their side, throwing a dramatic side eye — typically out of pettiness, judgment, fake sleep, or pure drama. Most often seen in memes, TikToks, or when you’re pretending to sleep but still watching the chaos unfold.
Synonyms:
Passive-aggressive rest, bedtime shade, horizontal judgment
Antonym:
Guten Morgan
Synonyms:
Passive-aggressive rest, bedtime shade, horizontal judgment
Antonym:
Guten Morgan
“I wasn’t even mad, I just hit her with the side eye bed pose and rolled over.”
“Caught my man doing the side eye bed pose because I watched the show without him.”
“Caught my man doing the side eye bed pose because I watched the show without him.”
by Aoxomoxoa317 August 6, 2025
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To take a third look at something out of extra curiosity, admiration, or disbelief—going beyond the first and second glances.
First thing during the day, it can be appropriate to add 'Guten' to Morgander—because what’s better than waking up and seeing something that demands three glances to appreciate fully?"
Origin:
From “more” + “gander,” implying that sometimes the first two glances aren’t enough; you need a morgander.
To take a third look at something out of extra curiosity, admiration, or disbelief—going beyond the first and second glances.
First thing during the day, it can be appropriate to add 'Guten' to Morgander—because what’s better than waking up and seeing something that demands three glances to appreciate fully?"
Origin:
From “more” + “gander,” implying that sometimes the first two glances aren’t enough; you need a morgander.
Example:
"The sunset was so beautiful. I had to take a morgander at that skyline—it’s just unreal."
"She took a morgander at the vintage car after the first two looks didn’t do it justice."
"When I was Younger, with the world so new and fresh… everywhere I looked, I felt the need to morgander."
Expanded: "I woke up to the most beautiful sight and all I could say is Guten Morgander!"
"The sunset was so beautiful. I had to take a morgander at that skyline—it’s just unreal."
"She took a morgander at the vintage car after the first two looks didn’t do it justice."
"When I was Younger, with the world so new and fresh… everywhere I looked, I felt the need to morgander."
Expanded: "I woke up to the most beautiful sight and all I could say is Guten Morgander!"
by Aoxomoxoa317 August 18, 2025
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Adjective
Describes someone or something that draws you in for repeated appreciation; layered, magnetic, quietly compelling.
“Her smile is so morgany, it makes you want to keep looking.”
“The city at night feels morgany, every corner hiding something new.”
Noun
The essence, quality, or moment that makes something worthy of a morgander (a third look).
“There’s a morgany in his writing that keeps me re-reading the same lines.”
“That sunrise was pure morgany, unforgettable.”
Verb
To enrich, deepen, or add subtlety so that something reveals more with each glance or experience.
“The chef morganied the dish with spices that hit differently with each bite.”
“They morganied the design so you notice new details every time.”
Expanded Play
“Stay Morgany” → playful send-off meaning stay magnetic, stay intriguing.
“Guten Morgany” → morning twist when something demands slow, appreciative attention.
See also: Morgander — to take a third look out of extra curiosity, admiration, or disbelief.
Adjective
Describes someone or something that draws you in for repeated appreciation; layered, magnetic, quietly compelling.
“Her smile is so morgany, it makes you want to keep looking.”
“The city at night feels morgany, every corner hiding something new.”
Noun
The essence, quality, or moment that makes something worthy of a morgander (a third look).
“There’s a morgany in his writing that keeps me re-reading the same lines.”
“That sunrise was pure morgany, unforgettable.”
Verb
To enrich, deepen, or add subtlety so that something reveals more with each glance or experience.
“The chef morganied the dish with spices that hit differently with each bite.”
“They morganied the design so you notice new details every time.”
Expanded Play
“Stay Morgany” → playful send-off meaning stay magnetic, stay intriguing.
“Guten Morgany” → morning twist when something demands slow, appreciative attention.
See also: Morgander — to take a third look out of extra curiosity, admiration, or disbelief.
by Aoxomoxoa317 September 11, 2025
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Atomic Number: 808
Category: Rare Aesthetic Element
Definition:
A rare element that crystallizes whenever something is so radiant, layered, and magnetic that it demands repeated appreciation — the elemental core behind a morgander and the brilliance of morgany.
Properties
Appearance: Gem-like, shimmering; its facets change depending on the angle observed.
Behavior: Intensifies under disbelief or admiration.
Bonding: Combines naturally with awe, nostalgia, and beauty.
Unique Trait: Generates an irresistible pull toward a third glance.
--Expanded--
Hardness Scale Reference
Morganite rates high not in mineral toughness, but in emotional resilience: strong enough to endure disbelief, yet delicate enough to refract admiration. On the “Morg Scale,” it scores an 8.08, symbolizing brilliance that holds up under repeated glances.
Prismatic Light
Like a prism splitting white light into every color, Morganite separates ordinary moments into multidimensional experiences. Each angle reveals a new wavelength of meaning — joy, nostalgia, wonder — all refracted through its facets.
Atomic Number: 808
Category: Rare Aesthetic Element
Definition:
A rare element that crystallizes whenever something is so radiant, layered, and magnetic that it demands repeated appreciation — the elemental core behind a morgander and the brilliance of morgany.
Properties
Appearance: Gem-like, shimmering; its facets change depending on the angle observed.
Behavior: Intensifies under disbelief or admiration.
Bonding: Combines naturally with awe, nostalgia, and beauty.
Unique Trait: Generates an irresistible pull toward a third glance.
--Expanded--
Hardness Scale Reference
Morganite rates high not in mineral toughness, but in emotional resilience: strong enough to endure disbelief, yet delicate enough to refract admiration. On the “Morg Scale,” it scores an 8.08, symbolizing brilliance that holds up under repeated glances.
Prismatic Light
Like a prism splitting white light into every color, Morganite separates ordinary moments into multidimensional experiences. Each angle reveals a new wavelength of meaning — joy, nostalgia, wonder — all refracted through its facets.
“The skyline tonight is pure morganite — dazzling from every angle I see it.”
“She carries a morganite aura — rare, radiant, unforgettable.”
“That performance was straight-up Morganite — cut through me like a prism, leaving every color of feeling.”
“On the Morg Scale, that sunset hit a perfect 8.08 — rare and unforgettable.”
“She walked in and the whole room turned Morganite, scattering light in every direction.”
“She carries a morganite aura — rare, radiant, unforgettable.”
“That performance was straight-up Morganite — cut through me like a prism, leaving every color of feeling.”
“On the Morg Scale, that sunset hit a perfect 8.08 — rare and unforgettable.”
“She walked in and the whole room turned Morganite, scattering light in every direction.”
by Aoxomoxoa317 November 23, 2025
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Atomic Number: 809
Category: Resonant Aesthetic Element
Definition:
A vibrational element discovered when something doesn’t just catch your eye—it stays in your frequency. MorganTone represents the tonal harmony between perception and emotion, resonating at the same wavelength as a morgander’s curiosity and morganite’s light.
Properties
Waveform: Warm and multidimensional; changes pitch depending on emotional context.
Resonance: Amplifies when exposed to authenticity, laughter, or shared silence.
Frequency Range: Operates between 8.08 and 9.13 Hz on the “Morg Bandwidth,” correlating to subtle awe and deep connection.
Unique Trait: Creates lingering echoes in memory — the “after-sound” of wonder.
Sonic Prism Effect:
Just as Morganite bends light into colors, MorganTone refracts emotion into frequencies—turning moments into melodies. Each shift in perception alters its tone, from soft amber nostalgia to sharp violet insight.
MorganTone Scale:
On the “Morg Scale,” MorganTone ranks 9.13, representing empathic resonance—the rare ability to feel a moment in stereo.
Atomic Number: 809
Category: Resonant Aesthetic Element
Definition:
A vibrational element discovered when something doesn’t just catch your eye—it stays in your frequency. MorganTone represents the tonal harmony between perception and emotion, resonating at the same wavelength as a morgander’s curiosity and morganite’s light.
Properties
Waveform: Warm and multidimensional; changes pitch depending on emotional context.
Resonance: Amplifies when exposed to authenticity, laughter, or shared silence.
Frequency Range: Operates between 8.08 and 9.13 Hz on the “Morg Bandwidth,” correlating to subtle awe and deep connection.
Unique Trait: Creates lingering echoes in memory — the “after-sound” of wonder.
Sonic Prism Effect:
Just as Morganite bends light into colors, MorganTone refracts emotion into frequencies—turning moments into melodies. Each shift in perception alters its tone, from soft amber nostalgia to sharp violet insight.
MorganTone Scale:
On the “Morg Scale,” MorganTone ranks 9.13, representing empathic resonance—the rare ability to feel a moment in stereo.
“That conversation hit a MorganTone—something about it just kept humming inside me.”
“Her voice had MorganTone; it wasn’t just what she said, but how it vibrated through the room.”
“Even the quiet between us had MorganTone, like resonance without sound.”
“That live show wasn’t just music—it was MorganTone incarnate.”
“Their connection has MorganTone. You can hear it even when they don’t speak.”
“She left, but the MorganTone stayed.”
“Her voice had MorganTone; it wasn’t just what she said, but how it vibrated through the room.”
“Even the quiet between us had MorganTone, like resonance without sound.”
“That live show wasn’t just music—it was MorganTone incarnate.”
“Their connection has MorganTone. You can hear it even when they don’t speak.”
“She left, but the MorganTone stayed.”
by Aoxomoxoa317 November 23, 2025
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Overview:
The Morg Scale measures the depth of engagement between perception and appreciation; how something draws the observer beyond passive seeing or hearing into active, layered, multidimensional awareness.
Ranging nominally from 1.00 to 9.13, the Morg Scale quantifies the transition from ordinary notice to full emotional resonance.
Scale Summary
Range Stage Name Definition / Experience
1.00 – 2.00 The Glance Surface awareness; the first look, the initial encounter.
2.01 – 3.03 The Double-Take Recognition that something merits a second look; curiosity awakens.
3.04 – 4.44 Morgander The third look; disbelief, admiration, or wonder draws you deeper.
4.45 – 6.06 Morgany The layered quality that keeps revealing more; the magnetic essence.
6.07 – 8.08 Morganite Crystalline clarity —refracting into multidimensional light; disbelief and admiration
8.09 – 9.13 MorganTone Resonance beyond sight; emotional frequency felt long after the moment passes.
9.14 + (∞) Trans-Morg Pure immersion; when the boundary between observer and observed dissolves.
Overview:
The Morg Scale measures the depth of engagement between perception and appreciation; how something draws the observer beyond passive seeing or hearing into active, layered, multidimensional awareness.
Ranging nominally from 1.00 to 9.13, the Morg Scale quantifies the transition from ordinary notice to full emotional resonance.
Scale Summary
Range Stage Name Definition / Experience
1.00 – 2.00 The Glance Surface awareness; the first look, the initial encounter.
2.01 – 3.03 The Double-Take Recognition that something merits a second look; curiosity awakens.
3.04 – 4.44 Morgander The third look; disbelief, admiration, or wonder draws you deeper.
4.45 – 6.06 Morgany The layered quality that keeps revealing more; the magnetic essence.
6.07 – 8.08 Morganite Crystalline clarity —refracting into multidimensional light; disbelief and admiration
8.09 – 9.13 MorganTone Resonance beyond sight; emotional frequency felt long after the moment passes.
9.14 + (∞) Trans-Morg Pure immersion; when the boundary between observer and observed dissolves.
Interpretation Guide
Below 3.00 — The Unnoticed Realm
Moments exist, but we move too quickly. There’s data, not depth.
3.04 – 4.44 — The Awakening (Morgander)
The point where attention becomes emotion. You see instead of look.
4.45 – 6.06 — The Magnetism (Morgany)
Patterns emerge; curiosity becomes affection. The observer starts orbiting the subject.
6.07 – 8.08 — The Crystalline (Morganite)
Light bends. Every angle reveals new color. Disbelief and admiration coexist.
8.09 – 9.13 — The Resonant (MorganTone)
Perception turns to vibration. You feel the presence of meaning, not just notice it.
9.14 + — The Trans-Morg State
Beyond appreciation — unity. The moment, the meaning, and the observer become indistinguishable.
Applications
Art & Design: Gauge the emotional depth a piece evokes.
Relationships: Describe connection beyond chemistry — resonance.
Storytelling: Track how narrative detail draws readers from glance to immersion.
Life Moments: When something stops you mid-motion, note its Morg rating.
Fun References
“That view hit a 7.9 on the Morg Scale — refracted disbelief into pure awe.”
“Their duet reached a 9.13 — straight MorganTone resonance.”
“Most days are 3’s and 4’s, but every so often you find a Morganite moment.”
Below 3.00 — The Unnoticed Realm
Moments exist, but we move too quickly. There’s data, not depth.
3.04 – 4.44 — The Awakening (Morgander)
The point where attention becomes emotion. You see instead of look.
4.45 – 6.06 — The Magnetism (Morgany)
Patterns emerge; curiosity becomes affection. The observer starts orbiting the subject.
6.07 – 8.08 — The Crystalline (Morganite)
Light bends. Every angle reveals new color. Disbelief and admiration coexist.
8.09 – 9.13 — The Resonant (MorganTone)
Perception turns to vibration. You feel the presence of meaning, not just notice it.
9.14 + — The Trans-Morg State
Beyond appreciation — unity. The moment, the meaning, and the observer become indistinguishable.
Applications
Art & Design: Gauge the emotional depth a piece evokes.
Relationships: Describe connection beyond chemistry — resonance.
Storytelling: Track how narrative detail draws readers from glance to immersion.
Life Moments: When something stops you mid-motion, note its Morg rating.
Fun References
“That view hit a 7.9 on the Morg Scale — refracted disbelief into pure awe.”
“Their duet reached a 9.13 — straight MorganTone resonance.”
“Most days are 3’s and 4’s, but every so often you find a Morganite moment.”
by Aoxomoxoa317 December 2, 2025
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