morganise

to compulsively organise a mess, turning disgusting mayhem and debris into orderly, sparkling, appropriately recycled cleanliness.

Hey Guys, I just got to work and there's already mess and garbage everywhere - who's going to morganise the sh*t out of this place?!

by pod-ite September 27, 2014

Morgane

Someone who isn't afraid to be herself. She's extremely smart and will stick to her opinion. She is crazy, weird and funny. You will have a blast being her friend. She wont ever let you down and can be trusted with anything. She has unique beauty that cannot be compared easily. She is the best friend anyone could possibly have.

"Who's that crazy motherfucker over there laughing..?"

"That's my best friend Morgane"

by jackshotdoginmabun January 19, 2013

Morgane

Morgane is an interesting girl. She often takes on adult responsibilities and can occasionally be quite commandeering when she wants to be. Overall, though, she is a very nice person to hang out with, and will always know a way to make you smile when you're sad. She can be quite inappropriate at times, which does slightly 'decrease her wealth' so to speak, but if you can deal with it ok then she's a great best friend. Most Morganes will be your friend for life, and as a girlfriend she is already going to be your future wife. Amazing to hang out with, and often nicknamed "Mog" by people close to her.

"Wow! Is that really your girlfriend! She looks nice"

"Yes, she's a Morgane type of girl"

by Don't you think I'm right May 9, 2021

Piers Morganing

1. The rubbing of the buttocks against another pair of buttocks, particularly in a public venue, such as a park or heath.

- He was morganing last night again.
- What piers morganing? Where?
- In the park. With a policeman. The dirty perv.

2. Sitting down on the ground and then propelling oneself forward with the hands, in a similar manner to a dog attempting to clean its anus.

3. The licking of celebrity bottoms, particularly low class 'D list' types, ex Big Brother contentants, minor actors, politicians and chefs.

- He was piersmorganing Shia Lebouf last night, all night. The dirty perv.

4. The blatant telling of lies - in either a diary or newpaper.

- He can't help piersmorganing, he's never told the truth in his life. The lying git.

5. The pretence of possessing enough talent to judge others

- He's no talent show judge, he's only piersmorganing.

6. The self delusion that makes the skin sweat cold.

- I can't look at him anymore, not since he started piersmorganing again. Gold help me!

Piers Morganing Peers Moron Lies Morgan Buttocks Talent Show X Factor Daily Mirror Idiot Liar Anus Cunt Fool Delusion

by Rendevous August 17, 2009

Morganated

To steal a joke

Hey that is my joke! Wow, I got Morganated

by SmallishSkins9 May 28, 2015

Captain Morganing

(Better when drunk) Striking the official "Captain Morgan" rum pose as depicted on bottles of Captain Morgan's rum. One of the honourary pirate's legs must be propped up to rest on an object (a keg or barrel, if you have one) while the other is on the ground.

"I heard Kelso was Captain Morganing the keg last night."
"Yeah, but he was so drunk he fell right over."
"Yarr."

by merulian August 19, 2008

Morgane

She is a very beautiful and clever person. Really, really beautiful and clever, but she won’t agree with you if you tell her. She is the most loyal and sweetest person you will ever meet. She is always there for her friends, and if she loves you, she will be there for your whole life. A Morgane as girlfriend is pretty much already your dreamwife. Don’t miss out on her, because you’ll only miss her.

Guy: Damn bro she’s so sweet and pretty and clever
His friend: Of course it’s a Morgane

by Valentineboy February 13, 2021