heath

An imaginary drug usually found near blonde's and sleepovers. It is often used in chocolate chip cookies or can enter the brain through any hyper activity. The side effects of heath are over-stimulation of the brain, extreme insanity, and complete randomness.

"im so hyper, i think im heathin."

"dude, i think somebody put heath in our cookies"

"im so hpyer, i can taste the heath"

by Ms. Behave July 29, 2008

heath

A noun, proper noun, adjective, pronoun, adverb and sometime verb. from Heath Robinson the draftsman of over-elaborate and unnecessarily complicated inventions.

That duck tape and wire coat hanger repair on your ford fiesta is totally heath.
You are a fucking heath for tripping over that dog shit and breaking your leg.
You should have seen the heathness going on at that car boot sale.
I was heathing about on a roundabout when I got pulled by the fuzz.

by Heath Robinson July 24, 2008

heath

An overlarged or unusally large second chin. usally a sign that the person has no life,

That girls heath is gigantic.

by Nick G125 June 06, 2006

Heath

Heath is a name for a guy with brown hair, pretty eyes, sometimes wears glasses, gorgeous smile and has a very nice penis with excellent sexual powers.

Oh wow, I never thought I'd see a dick as hot as Heath's.

by titsrnicer February 03, 2010

Heath

Heath is a kind,hot, loving and caring person. He has brownish hair with amazing brown eyes and he is one of kind. He is funny, smart, he is a fantastic boyfriend and would do anything for you. If you are dating a heath don't ever let him go. You will regret it.

Girl1- "who's that??"
Girl2- "back of heath is my boyfriend."
Girl1 and Girl2 fighting in the backround.

by Knowledge!! November 22, 2017

Heathed

Getting fucked up to the point of passing out or dying naked on:

1. Ambien
2. Vicodin
3. Whiskey

Or a combination of all three. Roots are Australian and Heath Ledger.

Man it was a tough week, I'm getting Heathed tonight.

by The Adam January 26, 2008

Heath

A handsome joy of a gentleman

Wow my life is better because of Heath. I’m so grateful we met all those years ago!

by A.beautiful.intelligent.girl October 02, 2023