Morganated

To steal a joke

Hey that is my joke! Wow, I got Morganated

by SmallishSkins9 May 28, 2015

Morganed

Named after Derek Morgan From Criminal Minds. It describes how one can be rugby tackled to the ground from a sprint.

A:"You got Morganed!"
B: "Yep - that sure was an epic tackle!

by Chocolate Frog February 27, 2009

J.P. Morganed

to steal, to heist, to acquire at the last possible moment -- often at a discounted price

1. I can't believe it, I completely J.P. Morganed that auction on eBay.

2. Yo, that guy J.P. Morganed that girl just as I was talking to her.

by Stephanie Cooper March 21, 2008

Morganed

To severly screw over

"We have just been morganed!"
"Oh my GOD! We were just morganed! By Morgan himself!"
"I have totally been morganed by Calculus!"

by Niffer10 October 7, 2011

moronated

1. to be a contagious moron
2. to convert some eligible person into a moron

1. A moronated Frank barged through the gate and knocked down the door and turned the whole family of three into morons instantly.
2. Jessy moronated the English teacher until he permanently could not speak a proper sentence.

by irritated September 3, 2005

Morganized Religion

When someone's spiritual beliefs have been shaped by Morgan Freeman's portrayal of God as a really nice guy in a white suit.
Refer to movies such as Bruce Almighty, Evan Almighty, etc. Whereas, judging by all the sh*t that happens, he's more like Loki in the Avengers.

Oh, that happy clappy chick's got a severe dose of Morganized Religion.

by tuck1s December 6, 2015

Morganized

The opposite of organized but pronounced more organized.

Oh no, he morganized it.

by No Hemingway June 15, 2020