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The act of showing all those in proximity that the amount of fucks you give is equal to 0.

May be identified by:

- Dancing
- Singing
- Yeti Coffee Cup
This fool really out here Moonin'? He ain't even try to hide the Yeti!
Moonin' by Whiskey99 May 25, 2018

Nootan Moonin 

Nootan Moonin is an ignorant Asian that loves ramen and hates non-Asians.
Me: Look, It's Nootan Moonin!
Friend: RUNNNNNNNN!
Nootan Moonin by idrivefast February 27, 2017

Goose Moonin

An A.M. greeting amongst lovers or a general expression of sexual gratitude and approval. or used when punishing babysitters with heavy bondage and gang rape.
goose moonin, how do you like babysitting five dicks you fucking whore? This is for loosing my kids and now we are going to pump you full of babies till you smell of bradford pear trees in bloom.

Goose moonin, how do you like me now?

Goose moonin, nice nut baby.
Goose Moonin by Rdl1982 May 10, 2023

Red eye in the morning 

A play on the rhyme "Red sky at night", this is an excerpt of the entire rhyme;

"Red eye at night,
Stoners delight.

Red eye in the morning,
Stoners warning."

The rhyme refers to marijuana smoking, which can cause a users eyes to become bloodshot and red, and often being a telltale sign of somebody being stoned.
"Red eye at night,
Stoners delight.

Red eye in the morning,
Stoners warning."

Morning Load 

The Morning load is known across the world. It simple means men releasing their semen built up overnight by jerking off and cumming in the morning. When men wake up in the morning, there is process. We first need to urinate but after that, we touch our cocks/dicks/penis/boner/prick/etc until we get an erection & wank until we blast our cum!!! Most of the time, porn is involved! Watching whores take cock in all holes until we bust our morning load. Our semen/ jizz/ cum/spunk/baby batter.
Tom woke up and starting touching his hard cock until he shot his morning load.
Morning Load by HornyPornoAddict October 19, 2022

Mooning of Amtrak

The Mooning of Amtrak is annual event in which thousands of participants come to bare their naked butts to the Amtrak train. This takes place in Laguna Niguel, California.
If you want to see hundreds of naked butts, go to the annual Mooning of Amtrak in Laguna Niguel, CA.