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Beat Your Meat

Vulgar term used for men when they masturbate aka BEAT YOUR MEAT. The male penis has plenty of nicknames and meat is one commonly used to describe the penis and testicles. When men beat their meat, they take their erect penis and jerk it in a up and down motion, this tends to make blap noises and make our nutsacks swing as well, churning up our semen before we shoot ropes out of our dick hole.
Male: Dude look at this hot coochie whore taking cock inside her snatch and asshole.
Male # 2: Fuck yes man! You should BEAT YOUR MEAT to that cunt whore!
by HornyPornoAddict June 8, 2023
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Dick Eye

The dick eye is the slit that you push your nut out of your hard cock
One of the greatest pleasures in life is shooting semen out of our dick eye!
by HornyPornoAddict September 4, 2022
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Snatch

Vulgar term for the female vagina. A cock's best friend and second only to the asshole. A woman's tight snatch is the most precious gift on this earth. Snatch grips and jerks off dicks hence the term "snatch". Snatch by nature's design is to "grab" our meat and "take" our semen for reproduction.
Damn! Amanda snuck into my bed last night and let me fuck her tight snatch!
by HornyPornoAddict May 28, 2023
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Knob

by HornyPornoAddict November 24, 2023
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Morning Load

The Morning load is known across the world. It simple means men releasing their semen built up overnight by jerking off and cumming in the morning. When men wake up in the morning, there is process. We first need to urinate but after that, we touch our cocks/dicks/penis/boner/prick/etc until we get an erection & wank until we blast our cum!!! Most of the time, porn is involved! Watching whores take cock in all holes until we bust our morning load. Our semen/ jizz/ cum/spunk/baby batter.
Tom woke up and starting touching his hard cock until he shot his morning load.
by HornyPornoAddict October 19, 2022
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Cock

Vulgar word for the male penis! The human COCK is the greatest thing to have in this world. Cocks can be uncut or cut and all colors, sizes, and angles. Regardless of what type of cock you have. They give us great pleasure every day. Having a cock between your legs beats a pussy any day of the week. ;) Cocks are also super delicious to suck, fuck up the butt or cunt. They also produce a healthy liquid known as semen! Men jerk their cocks minimum once a day but sometimes 2-3 depending on time available and if good porn is found.
His COCK was 8 inches! He piped my pussy good and shot his babies up my cunt!
by HornyPornoAddict March 6, 2022
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Tits

Vulgar term for the female breasts. Tits are boner inducing, fun bags that range in color & size. Especially their nips. ALL tits are perfect in their own way. Natural small tits are perky and have a soft touch. While big fake tits are great for titty fucking and squeezing
by HornyPornoAddict November 24, 2023
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