Combination Joke

A joke that combines typical joke genres.

A combination joke can merge any number of joke generes.

E.g.

Doctor doctor + why did the chicken cross the road.
Intelectual + childish.
Knock knock + yo mama.
A man walks into a bar + how many does it take.
This combination joke incorporates the Knock Knock, Yo Mama, and Intelectual genres.

A: "Knock knock"
B: "Who's there?"
A: "The Origin Of Species"
B "The Origin Of Species Who?"
A: "...Who is also yo mama!"
by The_ALCH September 28, 2023
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tooth actor authentication

When your credentials are authenticated by a tooth actor.
"Hi my name is Jennifer Hawkins and I certify these credentials as authentic."

"I wanted to make sure I was secure so I used tooth actor authentication.
by The_ALCH April 28, 2021
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maricojoñetojiliputariano

A conglomerate of Spanish swear words.
This combo is known by people on the Balearic island of Mallorca and has been used on the island since at least the 80's.

Swear includes:

Maricon
Cojones
Gilipollas
Puta
Tu eres un maricojoñetojiliputariano, y tu mamá.
by The_ALCH September 10, 2020
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Red eye in the morning

A play on the rhyme "Red sky at night", this is an excerpt of the entire rhyme;

"Red eye at night,
Stoners delight.

Red eye in the morning,
Stoners warning."

The rhyme refers to marijuana smoking, which can cause a users eyes to become bloodshot and red, and often being a telltale sign of somebody being stoned.
"Red eye at night,
Stoners delight.

Red eye in the morning,
Stoners warning."
by The_ALCH August 16, 2019
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booyaka

Possibly and probably General Levy's greatest contribution to the world, featured in the track "Incredible" (The Jungle Is Massive) by M-Beat, "Booyaka booyaka" and the Jungle craze swept the world and empowered a short generation with some of the most intensely uplifting vibes with the Jungle music revolution.
"Booyaka" was quickly absorbed and accepted by humanity as a word to describe and let out the awesome feeling inside, when one is king of the world.
"Booyaka booyaka
When the general ah pass
Booyaka booyaka
M-Beat run the dance
Booyaka booyaka
We nah tek back nah talk
Booyaka booyaka
......Incredible "

"BOOYAKA!"
by The_ALCH December 26, 2008
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oysters of the land

A term to describe pistachio nuts.
With their shells, the way they are eaten and their morish nature, "oysters of the land" has become an apt description for pistachios.
"Pistachios truly are the oysters of the land" ...*slurp*.

I am going to buy myself some oysters of the land.
by The_ALCH November 25, 2023
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Poozza

The opposite of Pizza.

Pizza is great, Poozza is not.
"This isn't Pizza, it's Poozza.

"Don't buy from there, all they have is Poozza"
by The_ALCH July 06, 2024
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