The_ALCH's definitions
"Hi my name is Jennifer Hawkins and I certify these credentials as authentic."
"I wanted to make sure I was secure so I used tooth actor authentication.
"I wanted to make sure I was secure so I used tooth actor authentication.
by The_ALCH April 28, 2021

An alternative to "hot or not", "minging or blinging" is a question of whether something is good or bad.
English phrase.
English phrase.
"I can't decide if these shoes are minging or blinging"
"Cheryl has a new man"
"Does he ming or bling?"
"Total minger mate"
"Cheryl has a new man"
"Does he ming or bling?"
"Total minger mate"
by The_ALCH January 10, 2022

A play on the saying "Life finds a way".
The twist here is that sometimes things do not happen when they should have.
Procrastination, global pandemics, outside influence, many things can be a call for this saying.
The twist here is that sometimes things do not happen when they should have.
Procrastination, global pandemics, outside influence, many things can be a call for this saying.
by The_ALCH January 24, 2021

Combination kitchen/ living room.
The name is a portmanteau of the two room names.
The term was first coined on the show "3rd Rock From The Sun"
The name is a portmanteau of the two room names.
The term was first coined on the show "3rd Rock From The Sun"
"Darling have you seen my keys?"
"Yes, honey, they are in the klivingchen. On the table between the sink and the couch"
"Yes, honey, they are in the klivingchen. On the table between the sink and the couch"
by The_ALCH February 23, 2020

"Booya!"
by The_ALCH August 16, 2019

A joke that combines typical joke genres.
A combination joke can merge any number of joke generes.
E.g.
Doctor doctor + why did the chicken cross the road.
Intelectual + childish.
Knock knock + yo mama.
A man walks into a bar + how many does it take.
A combination joke can merge any number of joke generes.
E.g.
Doctor doctor + why did the chicken cross the road.
Intelectual + childish.
Knock knock + yo mama.
A man walks into a bar + how many does it take.
This combination joke incorporates the Knock Knock, Yo Mama, and Intelectual genres.
A: "Knock knock"
B: "Who's there?"
A: "The Origin Of Species"
B "The Origin Of Species Who?"
A: "...Who is also yo mama!"
A: "Knock knock"
B: "Who's there?"
A: "The Origin Of Species"
B "The Origin Of Species Who?"
A: "...Who is also yo mama!"
by The_ALCH September 28, 2023

A conglomerate of Spanish swear words.
This combo is known by people on the Balearic island of Mallorca and has been used on the island since at least the 80's.
Swear includes:
Maricon
Cojones
Gilipollas
Puta
This combo is known by people on the Balearic island of Mallorca and has been used on the island since at least the 80's.
Swear includes:
Maricon
Cojones
Gilipollas
Puta
by The_ALCH September 10, 2020
