oysters of the land

A term to describe pistachio nuts.
With their shells, the way they are eaten and their morish nature, "oysters of the land" has become an apt description for pistachios.
"Pistachios truly are the oysters of the land" ...*slurp*.

I am going to buy myself some oysters of the land.
by The_ALCH November 25, 2023
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maricojoñetojiliputariano

A conglomerate of Spanish swear words.
This combo is known by people on the Balearic island of Mallorca and has been used on the island since at least the 80's.

Swear includes:

Maricon
Cojones
Gilipollas
Puta
Tu eres un maricojoñetojiliputariano, y tu mamá.
by The_ALCH September 10, 2020
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Poozza

The opposite of Pizza.

Pizza is great, Poozza is not.
"This isn't Pizza, it's Poozza.

"Don't buy from there, all they have is Poozza"
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klivingchen

Combination kitchen/ living room.

The name is a portmanteau of the two room names.

The term was first coined on the show "3rd Rock From The Sun"
"Darling have you seen my keys?"

"Yes, honey, they are in the klivingchen. On the table between the sink and the couch"
by The_ALCH February 23, 2020
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SMB

Acronym of "Stupid Morning Bullshit" the title of a daily live streaming show on adultswim.com, hosted by Sally Skinner.
"I am going to watch SMB, it's on right now."

"Stupid Morning Bullshit;
It's the best show on the internet.

Stupid Morning Bullshit;
It's a place where you can make a new friend.

Stupid Morning Bullshit;
Is on right now."
by The_ALCH December 12, 2019
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A play on the saying "Life finds a way".

The twist here is that sometimes things do not happen when they should have.
Procrastination, global pandemics, outside influence, many things can be a call for this saying.
"I was going to make lunch, but life finds a way of not finding a way."
by The_ALCH January 24, 2021
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tooth actor authentication

When your credentials are authenticated by a tooth actor.
"Hi my name is Jennifer Hawkins and I certify these credentials as authentic."

"I wanted to make sure I was secure so I used tooth actor authentication.
by The_ALCH April 28, 2021
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