Definitions by The_ALCH
dualsenseless
"Don't listen to their review of a PC, they are dualsenseless."
A: "I recommend getting a hood PC for gaming"
B: "Sorry I will have to get a Playstation as I am dualsenseless"
A: "Sorry to hear that. PC Master Race".
A: "I recommend getting a hood PC for gaming"
B: "Sorry I will have to get a Playstation as I am dualsenseless"
A: "Sorry to hear that. PC Master Race".
dualsenseless by The_ALCH January 29, 2025
oysters of the land
A term to describe pistachio nuts.
With their shells, the way they are eaten and their morish nature, "oysters of the land" has become an apt description for pistachios.
With their shells, the way they are eaten and their morish nature, "oysters of the land" has become an apt description for pistachios.
"Pistachios truly are the oysters of the land" ...*slurp*.
I am going to buy myself some oysters of the land.
I am going to buy myself some oysters of the land.
oysters of the land by The_ALCH November 25, 2023
Combination Joke
A joke that combines typical joke genres.
A combination joke can merge any number of joke generes.
E.g.
Doctor doctor + why did the chicken cross the road.
Intelectual + childish.
Knock knock + yo mama.
A man walks into a bar + how many does it take.
A combination joke can merge any number of joke generes.
E.g.
Doctor doctor + why did the chicken cross the road.
Intelectual + childish.
Knock knock + yo mama.
A man walks into a bar + how many does it take.
This combination joke incorporates the Knock Knock, Yo Mama, and Intelectual genres.
A: "Knock knock"
B: "Who's there?"
A: "The Origin Of Species"
B "The Origin Of Species Who?"
A: "...Who is also yo mama!"
A: "Knock knock"
B: "Who's there?"
A: "The Origin Of Species"
B "The Origin Of Species Who?"
A: "...Who is also yo mama!"
Combination Joke by The_ALCH September 28, 2023
00000001
"I guess it's a bit too much for you"
The joke goes:
A: Heres a joke for you. 00000001
B: What?
A: Don't you get it?
B: No?
A: I guess it's a bit too much for you.
Joke written by The_ALCH around 2002 (exact date cannot be remembered).
The joke goes:
A: Heres a joke for you. 00000001
B: What?
A: Don't you get it?
B: No?
A: I guess it's a bit too much for you.
Joke written by The_ALCH around 2002 (exact date cannot be remembered).
A: Heres a joke for you. 00000001
B: What?
A: Don't you get it?
B: No?
A: I guess it's a bit too much for you.
B: What?
A: Don't you get it?
B: No?
A: I guess it's a bit too much for you.
minging or blinging
An alternative to "hot or not", "minging or blinging" is a question of whether something is good or bad.
English phrase.
English phrase.
"I can't decide if these shoes are minging or blinging"
"Cheryl has a new man"
"Does he ming or bling?"
"Total minger mate"
"Cheryl has a new man"
"Does he ming or bling?"
"Total minger mate"
minging or blinging by The_ALCH January 10, 2022
tooth actor authentication
"Hi my name is Jennifer Hawkins and I certify these credentials as authentic."
"I wanted to make sure I was secure so I used tooth actor authentication.
"I wanted to make sure I was secure so I used tooth actor authentication.
tooth actor authentication by The_ALCH April 28, 2021