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A time period equating to 2 hours
Bob: Hey joe it's your montly clannad watching

Joe:Hell yeah!
Montly by AGrunyanga April 11, 2025
Words you can keep

Mostly Peaceful

You can have kids being shot, buildings being burned down, dozens of street brawls, armed militias with the intent of stealing money and looting from your local Walmart. which is burning to the ground, and have the entitled puddles of piss from any news program call the event "mostly peaceful".
" It's actually more similar to a festival of love here in the CHAZ zone, these mostly peaceful protests are doing a great job so far!"

mc monty 

The mythical boy who sat on a bench alongside the two other legendary mcs. He took the mic from mc beardy and dropped his famous bars about a gaffin and not knowing what to do.
"Yes i was sitting in the gaff and i had no fucking clue, yes i had to do, something to do."

Damn, what else was MC monty doing?

"I was sitting with welshy and MC beardy, motherfuckin' wicked MC"
mc monty by 1tonystark1 July 16, 2020

Monthly Listeners

An excuse KSI uses against people who call his music shit
Guy: Ur music is shit
Ksi: Lets see ur monthly listeners then
Monthly Listeners by ChinkyCurry August 2, 2020

monthly nut

An individual's fixed monthly expenses, such as rent, utilities, cell phone, Internet access, car payments, car insurance, etc. These are the bills you have to pay regardless of what you do in a particular month. Can also be used more generally to describe one's monthly expenses, regardless of whether they are fixed or variable.
If I'm going to make a living as a jazz trombonist I have to keep my monthly nut small.
monthly nut by monkey1235 May 28, 2013

Monty Python 

A wonderful world full of lumberjacks, dead parrots, Australians named Bruce, men with silly walks, men who say "nudge nudge", knights who say "ni" and a very naughty boy named Brian.
It is the happiest place on earth where vikings eat spam and where no one expects the Spanish Inquisition
Monty Python is responsible for about 90% of all TV references made by men over 40.
Monty Python by Jack Cheese September 14, 2016

Inigo Montoya 

You killed his father, prepare to die...
"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die."
Inigo Montoya by TADPOOL August 22, 2017
More from Urban Dictionary

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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