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BEAUTY IS HER NAME. ALL WHO ENCOUNTERS HER CANT HELP BUT LOVE HER. PERFECTION
Montoya is a true beauty. We love her
Montoya by RvaPolyCouple August 15, 2018
Montoyas look like fat manly lesbians. A Montoya is most likely someone who is trash. Montoyas are seen as ugly as hell and have pizza faces. Montoyas look like they fell off the ugly tree.
girl: he's so cool!

girl: I know! He's so not a Montoya.
Montoya by anonymous November 22, 2011
verb - derived from Juan Pablo Montoya in the NASCAR Sprint circuit, it is the act of putting your car on the underside of an outside car, coming up the bank, tagging the rear quarter panel of the outside car, creating a "pit-maneuver" effect, usually resulting in the spinning of the outside car.
That cop will probably Montoya that Cadillac to end this high speed pursuit.

Looks like Juan is going to Montoya Jeff Burton again, but its okay because new politically correct NASCAR will blame it on Jeff.
Montoya by ConfederateFlorida June 22, 2008
A cool person, typically female, who works hard and plays hard. A Montoya is the person you go to when you want to feel better and have a laugh.
Denise is so easy to hang out with! She’s such a Montoya and we always have a good time!
Montoya by Reeshard August 27, 2022
You know that guy at work that is the golden child, the one that just wants to please the boss and would just get down on his knees and suck a dick just to make the boss happy. The kind of guy that will just straight snitch on you and gain nothing. That is a Montoya.
You see Nate over there, he is such a Montoya, that fucker does it all.

Montoya'd 

Dude you got Montoya'd on that deal!
Montoya'd by Meanass43 January 23, 2015