bianca: OMG!!! Did u just see that guy?!
raven: I know!! His name must be Monty because he certainly looks like one!
raven: I know!! His name must be Monty because he certainly looks like one!
by Princetongurl2013 April 23, 2008
Common name given to British Military genius, Field Marshall Bernard Law Montgomery, 1st Viscount Montgomery of Alamein (and of Hindhead).
Monty outwitted Erwin Rommel, the "Desert Fox" at El Alamein, and won WWII in North Africa.
Monty outwitted Erwin Rommel, the "Desert Fox" at El Alamein, and won WWII in North Africa.
by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004
a person who is an extreme social climber and loves to put other people down. resembles a whale, particularly shamu. the person tends to be extremely fat, but sucks it in when a picture is taken. a role model for all social climbers. A monty can also be a type of pose in a picture where one sticks there ass out as far as they can and tilts their head at a ridiculous angle.
1. "look over there it's shamu.... oh wait! it's monty!"
2. "that girl ditched all her friends for more popular ones that don't even like her... she pulled a monty."
3. jeannette: how should we pose for this picture?
amy: OH! lets do the monty!
2. "that girl ditched all her friends for more popular ones that don't even like her... she pulled a monty."
3. jeannette: how should we pose for this picture?
amy: OH! lets do the monty!
by JESSIExox November 07, 2009
A common word with multiple uses.
1. It can be used to describe a big time criminal or anyone with a bit of wedge
2. It can also mean sex
1. It can be used to describe a big time criminal or anyone with a bit of wedge
2. It can also mean sex
1. He's a monty lad him. Or he's a bit of a mont.
2. You up for a monty and a wine? He's got a mont on.
2. You up for a monty and a wine? He's got a mont on.
by The big don mega November 04, 2006
If you ever get lucky enough for her to fall in love with you always treasure her never make the mistake of treating her like she isn't worth you while because she is worth every second of your every day. She deserves all the love in the world and if you are in a relationship with her you better make sure you give her all the love in the world because as much as it will kill her if she feels that you aren't trying and you don’t listen to her she will have to do what's right and move on, and once she does its too late your gonna be alone and it's gonna hurt. So take care of her and love her to bits, ask her about her day, bring her out even if you’re broke, and always kiss her forehead. I love you Monty
by ben Murray July 03, 2020
a perverted shop assistant in "wants".
unable to handle any type of alcohol... usually hugs the fruit machine after 2 pints.
burns his child's books after a failed attempt at conquering europe.
unable to handle any type of alcohol... usually hugs the fruit machine after 2 pints.
burns his child's books after a failed attempt at conquering europe.
by Andrew March 13, 2004
(noun) Female computing teacher who rubs her legs rapidly (a la Vic Reeves on Shooting Stars) whilst teaching her class.
by whitmore January 18, 2005