Montyism

Threatening to kill yourself in an attempt to gain attention and sympathy from your peers.

Michael commuted montyism the other night again. Nobody cared.

by iSlayAllDay July 31, 2016

Montyism

A religion/community that believes in the monthesis and are montyists

Carl is no longer a Christian he is now a montyist and believes in Montyism

by Proud montyist September 23, 2021

Montyism

A way of life belief founded by Anthony Nicholas Montgomery Sr. in the 70s. Living like a "Monty" includes a lot of smoking and swimming in freezing Atlantic waters, participants usually make a habit of biting their nails and falling asleep in front of the television. Monty participants will often criticize anything using absurd vocabulary and strange grunts. Montyism is a dangerous lifestyle that the FDA has advised not to follow.

You should not follow Montyism

by montyBabinotis November 1, 2022

Monthism

the belief that groups of humans possess different behavioural and physical traits corresponding to which month they were born in.

Person A: How old do you think I am?
Person B: Idk, you look like a January guy.
Person A: THAT'S MONTHISM

by Yeeperdoodles May 1, 2020

Young Moneyism

A sentence with a proper noun analogy, without the use of the word "like." Often used by the rap group Young Money, also frequently used by Kanye West.

"I keep her running back and forth, soccer team"
-Lil Wayne
"Two thumbs up, Ebert and Roeper"
-Drake
"I keep coming off the top, asbestos"
-Nicki Minaj
"This is bad real bad, Michael Jackson"
-Kanye West

"You use so many young moneyism, you sound like you are in a rap song."

"Did you hear the latest young moneyism?"

"You just got young moneyed!"

by mad real mad, joe jackson March 16, 2010