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A monogamous vanilla relationship. Coined by Scott from Melbourne in early 2022 to describe his past lives.
I finally moved out of the monovan that I wasted the last 20 years in. Never again!
Monovan by ScoddyK July 25, 2022
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Monovagina 

The act of loving one vagina, and only one vagina.
Toby; 'Hey Martin, get on that man!'
Martin; 'Na I'm a monovagina. I only like one vagina, Abbie's'
Toby; 'Dude, she's butterz'
Monovagina by CUNTMUFFIN February 10, 2014

Monogany 

1. The highest ranking official in the Following of The Heat.
2. Equivalent to the pope in the catholic church.
Sarah Monogany Charles is infallible. Her word is like The Heat's herself.
Monogany by Heather "The Heat" January 14, 2008

monovinz 

crackhead content creator who feasts upon dead victims
gay 1:man have you seen monovinz lately?
gay 2:don’t talk about him man!! he’s a weirdo.
monovinz by Anon1931412341324 November 29, 2022

Monorangeosis 

A rare colour blindness to the colour orange. A person can't even hear or taste orange.
Max from wizards of waverly place made up this 'rare condition' called monorangeosis to get out of p.e. leading him to meet the rock and one other famous person.
Monorangeosis by theLeeAnimal July 19, 2009

monomanual typing 

Verb. The action of typing with a single hand when the alternate hand is currently occupied. While typing monomaunally the rules of punctuation are frequently ignored because of the difficulty in using the shift key and another key single handedly.
During masturbation I had to type monomanually when I received an instant message.
monomanual typing by Aeon August 2, 2003
When you take your penis and insert it into your study hall teachers anal cavity!
Kevin monohaned Larry during 7th period study hall.
Monohan by Steven Dick January 27, 2007
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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