Monovan

A monogamous vanilla relationship. Coined by Scott from Melbourne in early 2022 to describe his past lives.

I finally moved out of the monovan that I wasted the last 20 years in. Never again!

by ScoddyK July 25, 2022

Monovagina

The act of loving one vagina, and only one vagina.

Toby; 'Hey Martin, get on that man!'
Martin; 'Na I'm a monovagina. I only like one vagina, Abbie's'
Toby; 'Dude, she's butterz'

by CUNTMUFFIN February 10, 2014

Monogany

1. The highest ranking official in the Following of The Heat.
2. Equivalent to the pope in the catholic church.

Sarah Monogany Charles is infallible. Her word is like The Heat's herself.

by Heather "The Heat" January 14, 2008

monovinz

crackhead content creator who feasts upon dead victims

gay 1:man have you seen monovinz lately?
gay 2:don’t talk about him man!! he’s a weirdo.

by Anon1931412341324 November 29, 2022

Monorangeosis

A rare colour blindness to the colour orange. A person can't even hear or taste orange.

Max from wizards of waverly place made up this 'rare condition' called monorangeosis to get out of p.e. leading him to meet the rock and one other famous person.

by theLeeAnimal July 19, 2009

monomanual typing

Verb. The action of typing with a single hand when the alternate hand is currently occupied. While typing monomaunally the rules of punctuation are frequently ignored because of the difficulty in using the shift key and another key single handedly.

During masturbation I had to type monomanually when I received an instant message.

by Aeon August 2, 2003

Monohan

When you take your penis and insert it into your study hall teachers anal cavity!

Kevin monohaned Larry during 7th period study hall.

by Steven Dick January 27, 2007