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Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.
Wow, 10 Amazon boxes showed up on my door today. My Amazheimer's must be acting up again.

Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer's is getting out of control.
Person 2: It's OK, I have Prime.
by SamboMayhem August 01, 2020
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Leader of the Catholic Church

Heads a religion that teaches that rich people cannot go to heaven, while living in a palace and wearing gold.

He is sometimes called "His Holy Father", which is forbidden under his religion
The Pope-"I am the Holy Father"
Jesus-"Call no one Father as there is only one Father in Heaven
by littlegeorge February 03, 2010
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the head of the catholic church who is usually considered to be extra holy, and is known for wearing big funny hats, and riding around waving in a bullet-proof car, a.k.a. the "popemobile".
i think the pope gets much of his authority from wearing big funny looking hats and long golden robes and weird stuff like that.

a catholic friend told me "the pope is dope", and i believe him.
by mike johnston February 10, 2008
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The god guy. They're not very creative, part of the reason they all have the same name. Formerly John Paul II, but his magic pope powers couldn't keep him alive forever. Rumored to fly over Vatican City at night.
John Paul II used to be pope, but now Christians have a German Shepard.
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- Pwned by g0d.
- What a n00b.
- incredibly funny.
1: The pope got PK'd by g0d. What a n00b.

2: On one hand, it's sad that a human has died. On the other hand, it's incredibly funny!
by Molested Child April 03, 2005
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