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Moe'd

Getting Moe'd. When you play a prank on your friend by cumming in his hands while they are asleep and tickling their nose so that when they go to itch their nose, they rub their cum filled hands over their face.
"Look at Chris, he's asleep" "HAH, he's about to get Moe'd."
by KingBowers May 31, 2024
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Moe'd Out

The act of becoming entirely too intoxicated that you either wake up outside, in jail or in a random person's house and/or you have lost your iphone and/or you are now banned to ever enter a club (86'd).. you must have had a good time you were "Moe'd out" and your friends took pictures
I think I moe'd out last night. Yep Young Bob has pictures.
by Moe X Johnson August 16, 2011
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Moe'd out

I'm too moe'd out to do anything right now
by _jaguar_shark_ August 16, 2014
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Moe'd out

When one has changed their lifestyle to suit a Mormon significant other.
When one becomes Mormon.
When one makes choices that are not of their own, but rather of a group.
Al: How come Danny doesn't come to the bar anymore?
Dan: He's totally moe'd out over that new girl Becky.
Al: Another one bites the dust.

Hank no longer drinks alcohol, coffee, tea, nor swears nor has premarital sex, nor has any fun for that matter since the church totally moe'd him over.
by Jose_wanntaka December 26, 2007
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Getting Moe'd

When you post something on Social Media and the replies are beyond ridiculous and can't be taken seriously. Usually responders are blue checkmarks with under 50 followers or account was just created.
I made a logical post about Anthem, but man am I getting Moe'd in the replies
by RandomGG May 11, 2023
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D-Moe

An extremely sexy, fine, perfect 10 lady that makes you trip over yourself when you see her.
Damn! that is definitely a D-Moe right there!
by Scrilla17171717 October 30, 2008
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kool moe dee

Braggadocious emcee from Harlem with incredible lyrics and an even more incredible vocabulary. Born Mohandes Dewese, Kool Moe Dee used to kick mad routines with The Treacherous 3 in the early 80's. He is credited with inventing the speed rap (The Treacherous 3 & Spoonie Gee "The New Rap Language") and popularizing freestyling (New Year's Battle with Busy Bee in December '81). After going solo with his single "Turn It Up" and releasing his debut album "I'm Kool Moe Dee", Moe Dee regularly worked with mega-producer Teddy Riley and made great fashion statements with his leather suits and giant blind man shades.

Kool Moe Dee is most famous for his phenomenal battles with Busy Bee, Run-D.M.C. (alongside Special K on the seminal rap television show "Graffiti Rock"), and, most of all, LL Cool J. Ignorant suckas like to say that LL won the battle with "Jack The Ripper". However, Moe Dee lyrically eviscerated LL with "Let's Go" and "Death Blow". Needless to say, Kool Moe Dee was never much of a commercial mainstay. Nevertheless, Kool Moe Dee has had major hits with "Wild Wild West", "How Ya Like Me Now", "They Want Money", and "I Go To Work". Recently, he dropped the "e" in "Moe" and wrote a book called "There's A God On The Mic: The True 50 Greatest MC's", where he put himself at number 5 behind Big Daddy Kane, KRS-One, Rakim, and Melle Mel. Although never humble, Kool Moe Dee knows what he's talking about. He is one of rap's first deep lyricists, he has battle skills like no one else, and if you want an example of real, unadulterated hip-hop, especially from back in the day, then... KOOL MOE DEE IS THE BEST TO LISTEN TO!
"Whoever said rap is not work is ludacris.
Whoever said it must be new to this.
When you hear me,
You'll compare me
To a prophet for profit, not merely
Writing extra rhymes for recreation.
Each rhyme's a dissertation.
You wanna know my occupation?
I get paid to rock the nation."
-"I Go To Work"

Oh, and Moe Dee did not bite Spyder D's "How Ya Like Me Now."
by some punk kid February 10, 2005
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