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minnie horse cum 

When a midget has large penis and fills a 5 gallon bucket with semen
Oliver: “I heard Jenny got kale to do a Minnie horse cum last night.”
Ken: “ Yeah kale got an unlimited supply.”
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a very cute lady who can always makes your heart melts with her smile. However, cuteness is just one side of her, and within it, there is beauty. Yes, she's a combination of cuteness and beauty and, when you realize that, you will not be able to move your sight away from her since then. Nevertheless, Minnie is always a good listener and whenever you are depressed, she always try to do something to cheer you up. Therefore, she's a friend who you should never missed since she cares more than anyone and treat you with honesty. If you know a Minnie in your life, your lucky. Because with her, your life will always be filled of color.
Minnie buy minnie mugs & shirts
Minnie by piggypiggypiggy October 6, 2012

Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay 

I don't really know to be honest
Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?
i common name for a domestic black house cat
usually spelled "midnite" the original definition of midnight is usually NOT referred to as a cat, however the misspelling of the word midnight is usually a reference to a cat of all or mostly black fur
gah! midnite just cat tagged my air mattress!

hahaha pwn't you noobrometor!
midnite by Dus10 January 30, 2008

Skinny Minnie 

What obese people call a woman who isn't as fat as they are.
After my 5th helping at the Chinese food buffet I saw Donna. She lost 5 pounds and is down to a size 18 dress. What a Skinny Minnie!

Minniephile 

A person who identifies closely with MInnie Mouse, often dressing and speaking as the independent and charming Disney cartoon rodent.
Our senior partner is a true-blue Minniephile and her strategy in the courtroom is to use this to connect more theatrically with the jurors.
Minniephile by Dr Bunnygirl December 24, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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