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Midgetler 

A tyrannical and or fascist person of small stature whom.

1. Commonly assumes a place of authority when a vacuum of power is formed.

2. Is prone to violence when their authority is questioned.

3. May or may not wear a murderous moppet or pupa costume.
Man, I can’t believe that those little ”Midgetlers” expect us to rebuild this whole fricken place. What are the odds we'll get lucky enough they'll pull a double Villechaize on themselves?
Midgetler by Gavin B July 20, 2009
the prime example of how to act like a douchebag and still get women in his bed. The Minteer is a social animal and heavy drinker. The Minteer loves cheap pitchers of shitty beer and plays XBox in his apartment, all while studying and attempting to not fail out of college.
Guy 1: Who the fuck is that douchebag hitting on my girlfriend?
Guy 2: That's a Minteer, your girl is fucking him tonight.
Minteer by mizzlehotch777 November 17, 2011

Twenty MineTeen 

It’s the year of putting yourself first, claiming what’s yours and being completely, utterly unapologetic about it.
It’s Twenty MineTeen, no more putting yourself, and your needs on the backburner!
It’s time to get what’s rightfully yours!
Twenty MineTeen by QUOT4 December 23, 2018

mingeater 

pron. minge-eater - an indian lesbian
(joke): what do you call an indian lesbian?... mingeater
mingeater by jaxon117 May 10, 2008

midgeter 

Smaller than the other midgets in town. Also applicable to short people that expresses joy when they discover a person shorter than themselves.
OMG! She's midgeter than me!
midgeter by putinbiscuitproject October 22, 2013

mingetease 

female who engages in sexual teasing of other females. female equivalent of a cock-tease.
question: will you tie me to the bed?
answer: fuck off alex, you're such a mingetease
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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