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mingeteasinbastard 

a woman who shows you her minge but wont let you do anything to it
hey bitch your such a mingeteasinbastard

Minge Tease 

A person of the male persuasion that all the ladies want to get with.

It also relates to the act of lightly tickling a ladies labia minora.
A lady: Damn, that Sam Stanton is such a Minge tease!

Another Lady: I know, i want to make sexy time with that fine specimen of a man.
Minge Tease by Stanuel December 11, 2009
referring to a woman that is extremely ugly
shes not chinese, shes mingerese
mingerese by nowthenchico November 14, 2006

Mingetastic

A word used to describe a female so horrifically minging she's indescribable..!!
That bird's mingetastic.. It should only take John 3 pints then he would..!!
Mingetastic by Parker TreeFroGG December 1, 2003
Anyone or anything that is of midget proportion.
Damn that camera is midgetese, it's so small that I could use it as a spy cam for the girls shower room.

or

Damn that lady is so midgetese, look at her she's less than half my height!
midgetese by Anonymous September 29, 2003

Mingetastic Elevator 

An elevator that looks very much like a minge. This elevator only allows the rider to be taken home for two pounds, no other destination. You can ride it now or ride it later. If the rider is feeling thirsty, there are refreshments at the bar.
Mingetastic Elevator.This minge is goddamn crazy.