Minteer 

the prime example of how to act like a douchebag and still get women in his bed. The Minteer is a social animal and heavy drinker. The Minteer loves cheap pitchers of shitty beer and plays XBox in his apartment, all while studying and attempting to not fail out of college.

Guy 1: Who the fuck is that douchebag hitting on my girlfriend?
Guy 2: That's a Minteer, your girl is fucking him tonight.

Minteer by mizzlehotch777 November 17, 2011

Minter 

Scottish; When you feel embarrassed or ashamed.

Can't believe I fell off the bus, what a total minter!

Minter by Shanicefghijk June 29, 2010

simon minter 

A very famous youtube, a member of the sidemen.

Person: Oh my god! He is such a Simon Minter!

simon minter by ThatIsMyUsername19 May 17, 2016

minters wallet 

Place of which crypto-genuis keeps his NFTs and cyber currency. Usually deep in the anus behind the keyboard.

I asked Chad what NFT he had minted, he reached elbow deep into his minters wallet to retrieve it.

minters wallet by Gabe6609 February 9, 2022

Simon Minter 

A YouTuber, part of the Sidemen group, has a few songs out(check them out), has a podcast - What's Good? with Randolph who is a friend of the Sidemen who regularly helps film videos. Simon is allegedly known to be KSI(JJ)'s boyfriend, Calfreezy's twin one may say. He is an elite Fortnite dancer, the rap or crap mastermind, TikToking skills master, dyes his hair often, most importantly GREAT AT FOOTBALL and is quite handsome to be fair. He was a posh kid who went to a private school. He calls his friend Zerkaa(Josh) old when in reality he is only 3 days younger.

Person 1 - "hey, have you watched the new Simon Minter video?"
Person 2 - "lol, what's up with you calling him like that, mate?"

Simon Minter by Sarah Buddget December 24, 2020

minteresting 

most interesting combined to create the ultimate contraction!! just a better way of speaking. Also see mexcellent.

Other person: Yo man, I just picked up an 8th of high draw, and a shitload of beans!
Me: Minteresting... set me some of that shit!
Other person: Dammit.

minteresting by KitSteel April 22, 2007

mintervention 

similar to an Intervention for substance abusers, a mintervention is used to illustrate to someone that their breath smells like ass and they need help.

Ronald's dragon-breath finally forced us to give him a mintervention.

mintervention by goldb69 January 4, 2008