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Mikhail Kalashnikov 

The Soviet regimes had a manic need to display the country’s excellence to the world and especially for their own sovoks, whether the reason was the Slavic inferiority complex or whatever, for the civilized world their efforts were tragicomical, in reality it was a mere developing country with a nuclear weapon (due to the help of Western commies) and today's successor, Putinstan is basically unchanged with the same mindset.

"If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it."
Mikhail Kalashnikov also began to believe in this Soviet myth about himself as a creator of the AK 47, the quote is allegedly from Joseph Goebbels, the Minister of Propaganda in the Third Reich.

Immediately after the war, the Soviets began hunting experts in various fields from Germany for forced labor into the Soviet Union, among these thousands was also a weapon designer Hugo Schmeisser and his 15-member team and 500 other German gunsmiths, metallurgists and scientists. HS had developed the world's first usable assault rifle, the Strumgevehr 44. Kalashnikov denied having met Schmeisser ever (in the town of Izhmash), but at least once in a weak moment in an interview in 2009 he said he had "collaborated" with him - this is the good ol' Homo Sovieticus' hero-making method; talents develop a product, but the glory goes to the own peasant. Schmeisser was allowed to return to the "liberated" part of Germany in 1952 only to die the following year.
When the pompous Mikhail Kalashnikov statue was unveiled in Moscow 2017, at the same time, in a way, the real designer of the AK 47 was also unveiled, but only for a moment... The sculptor had blundered by depicting Schmeisser's designed StG 44 and its parts on the pedestal of the statue - an angle grinder was found and soon this embarrassing reminder of honest historiography was removed.

mikhalia 

a nice hilarious gorgeous friend, she is all ways smiling and super nice. If you get on her bad side good luck there is no coming back from that
mikhalia walked in the room making it happier.
mikhalia by m2246 November 2, 2018

Mikheal Deans 

A Jamaican self-taught painter, graphics designer, cartoonist, character designer, animator, and entrepreneur.
You are like Mikheal Deans, one of the most gifted pianists in the world.
Mikheal Deans by slaehk December 8, 2021

Mikhailo 

Mikhailo is a Slavic mixed name. Meaning " Who is Like God".

The name is also most commonly known from the show 'Shameless'. Mickey Milkovich's real name is Mikhailo Aleksandr Milkovich.
1: You know where Mikhailo is?
2: Mickey? Yeah he's here.
Mikhailo by Depressedpenguin March 9, 2019

Mikhaile 

A male who's really shy, but once you get to know him he comes out of his shell and is really funny. He doesn't talk much until you get to know him.

He's cute, funny, nice, and sweet, but those are only a few of his great characteristics.

He makes a wonderful boyfriend and any girl is lucky of have him. Mikhaile Ramjohn,One of a kind
He is good .. but not compared to mikhaile
Mikhaile by Steffiiie March 29, 2013

Mikhaila 

Amazing, best girl you could meet
beautiful, smart, caring, definition of someone everyone loves.
never a whore,nor slut
mikayla is more than likely an amazing girl
gets what she wants
never gives up
a great person overall
Mikhaila is an awesome person.
Mikhaila by randomwords January 20, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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