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Mikhaila 

Mikhaila is stain on this earth.Her very name causes nausea.If you ever meet a Mikhaila you have met the worlds biggest and ugliest little bitch.But her family espicially siblings are the complete oppisite(true angels)
Guy one:Oh man !
Guy two:what happend bro
Guy:I think I just met a Mikhaila
Mikhaila by Will erita September 18, 2019

Mikhaila 

Mikhaila gill is the most wonderful, most funny, sexiest woman ever
she's fs a Mikhaila
Mikhaila by normanthevenicebitch September 3, 2023

Mikhaila and Thomas

THERE IT IS! THERE IS IT! I was wonder how long it would take you to get over there on Thomas channel.
Hym "Oh, look, Mikhaila and Thomas are doing and episode. I knew that was coming the second I fucking said something about him! You will do anything for attention! Unbelievable! It's been a long time in the works!"
Mikhaila and Thomas by Hym Iam April 7, 2024

Mikhaila Academy 

That's what you believe in!? Your own metaphorical interpretation of the text (correct again by the way)!? That is the most grandiose thing I've ever heard! And the most true thing you've ever said!
Hym "It was supposed to be the 'Mikhaila Academy' but he couldn't resist the urge to name it after himself. That us hilarious."
Mikhaila Academy by Hym Iam July 26, 2024

Mikhail Kalashnikov 

The Soviet regimes had a manic need to display the country’s excellence to the world and especially for their own sovoks, whether the reason was the Slavic inferiority complex or whatever, for the civilized world their efforts were tragicomical, in reality it was a mere developing country with a nuclear weapon (due to the help of Western commies) and today's successor, Putinstan is basically unchanged with the same mindset.

"If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it."
Mikhail Kalashnikov also began to believe in this Soviet myth about himself as a creator of the AK 47, the quote is allegedly from Joseph Goebbels, the Minister of Propaganda in the Third Reich.

Immediately after the war, the Soviets began hunting experts in various fields from Germany for forced labor into the Soviet Union, among these thousands was also a weapon designer Hugo Schmeisser and his 15-member team and 500 other German gunsmiths, metallurgists and scientists. HS had developed the world's first usable assault rifle, the Strumgevehr 44. Kalashnikov denied having met Schmeisser ever (in the town of Izhmash), but at least once in a weak moment in an interview in 2009 he said he had "collaborated" with him - this is the good ol' Homo Sovieticus' hero-making method; talents develop a product, but the glory goes to the own peasant. Schmeisser was allowed to return to the "liberated" part of Germany in 1952 only to die the following year.
When the pompous Mikhail Kalashnikov statue was unveiled in Moscow 2017, at the same time, in a way, the real designer of the AK 47 was also unveiled, but only for a moment... The sculptor had blundered by depicting Schmeisser's designed StG 44 and its parts on the pedestal of the statue - an angle grinder was found and soon this embarrassing reminder of honest historiography was removed.

mikhalia 

a nice hilarious gorgeous friend, she is all ways smiling and super nice. If you get on her bad side good luck there is no coming back from that
mikhalia walked in the room making it happier.
mikhalia by m2246 November 2, 2018
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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