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Mikhal

Mikhal is a nice friend to have around, she makes you smile and always try their best to help you when you are down. If someone makes you feel sad, they will pull up to the person who made their friend sad house with an axe. Talk to Mikhal, they will help you at your lowest times!
Mikhal will be your best friend! Try talking to them if you meet them!
by YourLocalFriend September 27, 2020
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Yo it's Mikhal
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Mikhail Kalashnikov

The Soviet regimes had a manic need to display the country’s excellence to the world and especially for their own sovoks, whether the reason was the Slavic inferiority complex or whatever, for the civilized world their efforts were tragicomical, in reality it was a mere developing country with a nuclear weapon (due to the help of Western commies) and today's successor, Putinstan is basically unchanged with the same mindset.

"If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it."
Mikhail Kalashnikov also began to believe in this Soviet myth about himself as a creator of the AK 47, the quote is allegedly from Joseph Goebbels, the Minister of Propaganda in the Third Reich.

Immediately after the war, the Soviets began hunting experts in various fields from Germany for forced labor into the Soviet Union, among these thousands was also a weapon designer Hugo Schmeisser and his 15-member team and 500 other German gunsmiths, metallurgists and scientists. HS had developed the world's first usable assault rifle, the Strumgevehr 44. Kalashnikov denied having met Schmeisser ever (in the town of Izhmash), but at least once in a weak moment in an interview in 2009 he said he had "collaborated" with him - this is the good ol' Homo Sovieticus' hero-making method; talents develop a product, but the glory goes to the own peasant. Schmeisser was allowed to return to the "liberated" part of Germany in 1952 only to die the following year.
When the pompous Mikhail Kalashnikov statue was unveiled in Moscow 2017, at the same time, in a way, the real designer of the AK 47 was also unveiled, but only for a moment... The sculptor had blundered by depicting Schmeisser's designed StG 44 and its parts on the pedestal of the statue - an angle grinder was found and soon this embarrassing reminder of honest historiography was removed.
by O. W. Tongueincheek February 8, 2022
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Mikalah

A rare and beautiful girl. She's shy at first but the more you get to know her you will find that shes an amazing person with a good heart. Mikalah is known for her love in children and music. She prefers to stay in the house for the day and simply relax. She also very lowkey. Civilized during the day but a freak in the night. Mikalah will have your world turned upside down!! Dont get me wrong, Mikalah isn't one that you would want to mess with. If taunted enough Mikalah will have a whole new personality. Before you could even blink you'll be bleeding on the floor. So dont take her kindness for weakness....ever!!!!
Boy #1: "did you see Mikalah today? She sure did look good"

Boy #2: "yeah did you hear about that girl she beat up? Gave her a concussion"

Boy #3: "Wow! I want me a Mikalah"
by She bad224 June 10, 2016
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Michalina

Michalina is a beautiful woman. She is shy a little but when she knows you will want to her best friend or her boyfriend. Michalina is also a rare girl and name. Michalina is very funny and energetic. She loves sports. But what we all like about her is she doesnt put up with shit if you hurt somone she loves you won't know what hit you!. But she is very sweet and caring and will be yours forever. She loves boys with charming smile's and boys with galines and are of course cute if she picks you to be with her don't be stupid she will stand by your side and be there for you!.
1.boy Omg its Michalina should I ask her to the dance? 2.boy No way im asking her!
by Meme forever December 1, 2017
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mikhalia

a nice hilarious gorgeous friend, she is all ways smiling and super nice. If you get on her bad side good luck there is no coming back from that
mikhalia walked in the room making it happier.
by m2246 November 2, 2018
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Michalina

The bestest friend anyone could ever have, who you can tell anything to and have the best laughs with.
Michalina is a brilliant friend.
by Kaylaa' August 18, 2010
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