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Mikhal is a nice friend to have around, she makes you smile and always try their best to help you when you are down. If someone makes you feel sad, they will pull up to the person who made their friend sad house with an axe. Talk to Mikhal, they will help you at your lowest times!
Mikhal will be your best friend! Try talking to them if you meet them!
Mikhal by YourLocalFriend September 27, 2020
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mikhal by Treefrog May 22, 2014
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Mikhail Kalashnikov 

The Soviet regimes had a manic need to display the country’s excellence to the world and especially for their own sovoks, whether the reason was the Slavic inferiority complex or whatever, for the civilized world their efforts were tragicomical, in reality it was a mere developing country with a nuclear weapon (due to the help of Western commies) and today's successor, Putinstan is basically unchanged with the same mindset.

"If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it."
Mikhail Kalashnikov also began to believe in this Soviet myth about himself as a creator of the AK 47, the quote is allegedly from Joseph Goebbels, the Minister of Propaganda in the Third Reich.

Immediately after the war, the Soviets began hunting experts in various fields from Germany for forced labor into the Soviet Union, among these thousands was also a weapon designer Hugo Schmeisser and his 15-member team and 500 other German gunsmiths, metallurgists and scientists. HS had developed the world's first usable assault rifle, the Strumgevehr 44. Kalashnikov denied having met Schmeisser ever (in the town of Izhmash), but at least once in a weak moment in an interview in 2009 he said he had "collaborated" with him - this is the good ol' Homo Sovieticus' hero-making method; talents develop a product, but the glory goes to the own peasant. Schmeisser was allowed to return to the "liberated" part of Germany in 1952 only to die the following year.
When the pompous Mikhail Kalashnikov statue was unveiled in Moscow 2017, at the same time, in a way, the real designer of the AK 47 was also unveiled, but only for a moment... The sculptor had blundered by depicting Schmeisser's designed StG 44 and its parts on the pedestal of the statue - an angle grinder was found and soon this embarrassing reminder of honest historiography was removed.
A rare and beautiful girl. She's shy at first but the more you get to know her you will find that shes an amazing person with a good heart. Mikalah is known for her love in children and music. She prefers to stay in the house for the day and simply relax. She also very lowkey. Civilized during the day but a freak in the night. Mikalah will have your world turned upside down!! Dont get me wrong, Mikalah isn't one that you would want to mess with. If taunted enough Mikalah will have a whole new personality. Before you could even blink you'll be bleeding on the floor. So dont take her kindness for weakness....ever!!!!
Boy #1: "did you see Mikalah today? She sure did look good"

Boy #2: "yeah did you hear about that girl she beat up? Gave her a concussion"

Boy #3: "Wow! I want me a Mikalah"
Mikalah by She bad224 June 10, 2016

mikhalia 

a nice hilarious gorgeous friend, she is all ways smiling and super nice. If you get on her bad side good luck there is no coming back from that
mikhalia walked in the room making it happier.
mikhalia by m2246 November 2, 2018

michalski 

A man who breathes dragons which in turn breathe fire laden with more dragons at his opponents. He's not one to be trifflin' with. He can turn any object into pure, uncut cocaine, which he then in turn eats for sustenance because regular food is below him. He has the cock of the constellation Orion (just look for star below Orion's belt, then imagine the distance between those stars... yeah.) and can swing it like a spider monkey jumping a 50 foot gap to catch that last falling coconut. Woman throw themselves from 40-story buildings in his direction at the very utterance of his name, surviving the fall only because Michalski is there to catch them, and then give them the red-hot dicking they so carelessly throw themselves towards him for. He can jump buildings, swallow lightning and piss rivers of whiskey. One bad-ass, motherfucker.
Girl: That guy over there is really cute. Do you think I'd have a chance?
Girl: I don't know hun... I've heard he's a huge Michalski.
michalski by zerodroprate January 23, 2011
A true lover, loves people with passion. Also is Greek.
Likes touching things
JESUS, It's a Mihali, a freak in the sheets. A damn Greek god. People adore him.
Mihali by Big Asian Thunder April 29, 2022
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